It's Friday afternoon, the auto industry is yet again in turmoil and that can only mean one thing: Lock the office door 'cause it's time for the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as CNBC has Wert pundificating on the GM-Chrysler merger talks and the potential for job losses therein. Tune in to "Street Signs" at 2:10 as this once wild-eyed rumor grows legs and starts running. For the drinking rules on this edition, we think you better step it up with recommendations pushing the boundaries of logic, similar to these merger talks. What's that? You're new to our early afternoon "drinking game?" Here's the down-low, now go get crazy.

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