Is there any surprise that so many of our readers pointed to the 2009 Mitsubishi Eclipse? Not really. It's as if the designers of the original two generations of the Eclipse were left off the Ark or something. It's fat. It's got a V6. No AWD. We don't even know what it is anymore. Maybe this is the eighth plague? Either way, here is your chance to make your peace with God, Mitsubishi.

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