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There have already been some casualties, including the current contender for the We Got Screwed award: the Hot Rod Lincoln, which threw a rod driving off the trailer. The Rubber Biscuit Racing Caprice, which was seriously fast at LeMons South, was the early leader, but then it… threw a rod. Lots of connecting rods flying around Toledo tonight! Now we've got the Shar T Attack Racing BMW in the lead; make the jump to see the rest of the Top Five!

2nd place: #5, Junk Player Special

3rd place: #08, Squeeze My Lemon Part Deux

4th place: #67, Size Matters Chrysler

5th place: #22, Everybody Poops