Tomorrow, the Jalopnik crew will be dispersing to their various locales, some by car to Chicago and some by plane to New York and Houston. Also tomorrow, Detroit is expecting a whole bunch of snow. These are things that don't go well together. Having been chased by weather off the roads and out of the skies in such exotic places as Iowa City, Iowa and Arlington, Texas, we are somewhat familiar with restless nights spent in loud airports and dirty motels. However, we imagine that someone out there's had it much worse. Lay it on us.