By Jen Dunnaway

Editor

Rachel Ward of the UK, despite leaving her car in a signed no-parking zone while rushing to catch a train, was able to take the high ground after her ride was vandalized by a punctuation-impaired goon. Hey, if you're going to take pot-shots at someone else's literacy, at least know where to put an apostrophe. Details at Metro.co.uk.

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