We don't know if competitive moose wrangling is a thing, but if it were, we figure that offroad tractor racing would be its motorsports equivalent.

More than 30,000 spectators came to see this, the "Crimean Extreme Club" and their racing tractors. It's like Russian military truck racing, but with machines even less suited to racing. We raise a glass, nay, a bottle of vodka to these sliding, bunny-hopping tractor racing hoons.

Bonus! There's beater dirt track racing 17 minutes into this, the best sports report of all time.

(Hat Tip to: Klic!)