John McCain's Now Not-So-Straight Talk Express Crashes Into Minivan In Miami

Today in Miami, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" campaign bus carrying Sen. Joe Lieberman managed to run over a minivan, causing local tow company drivers to break into spasms of picture-taking glee. The damage was apparently done as the bus attempted a far-too-shallow right and smooshed the parked minivan. Perhaps the reason the bus strayed from its straight and true course was because his formerly-Democatic BFF Joe Lieberman was on-board, pinch-hitting for the Arizona Senator. Wow. You have no idea how hard it was to not make a joke about taking away old peoples licenses.

[News source: Veridoo]