We're going to go ahead and apologize in advance for this one. We're really sorry, but we are driven by a perverse, schadenfreude-like desire to share what we have seen and heard — the Woodward Dream Cruise song. How about a game? Hit play and see how long you last, then make the jump to share in the misery.

Let's see, it's got hipsters, awesome writing, hipsters, brilliant composing, and hipsters — what could go wrong with this? Nothing, that's what. And by nothing we mean everything. If we catch this tune floating through the air while strolling down Woodward on August 16th, we may go into spasms. What are your thoughts? [Youtube]