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  • I Feel Gassy

    Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

    By Ben Wojdyla, 10:00 AM on Fri Jul 18 2008, 2,245 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    Senator Larry Craig (R-Bathroom Fondling) was the member with the balls to grandstand in front of the open Senate in pursuit of relaxing the congressional ban on offshore drilling ban on some coastal areas. From every other distinguished member of the Senate, this wouldn't be funny. But then again, not every other member of the Senate have been busted trying to allegedly fool around in the men's room. [CrooksandLiars]

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