There's nothing more enjoyable than getting invited over to a friend's house only to discover a U-Haul van, cheap gloves, boxes, packing tape and the promise of a quantity of pizza and beer that is, typically, unequal to the calories expended moving someone else's possessions. It happens all the time, unfortunately. That's why there's one Mitch Hedberg monologue, of the many, that's rolling around in the back of our heads today:

The other day I helped my friend stay put, I just sat around all day making sure he did not load shit into a truck

We were thinking of this today because, as midwestkel suggested, SUV's do serve a purpose other than refuge camp when driven.

One more thing to everyone hating on SUV's/Trucks. Dont call us up asking you to move something for you. Get like 4 Smart cars and tape them together then load up your stuff on that.

4 Smart cars taped together is about the same size as midsize truck right?

You actually need five and, for the record, we love to drive the crap out of trucks, our tongue-in-cheek jabs aside.

[photo: eMercedesBenz]

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