Commenter Of The Day: Bushmills? That's Protestant Whisky!

This week was supposed to be all about the ongoing Amerigasm in advance of the 4th of July weekend. We've had the best car commercials and our favorite American patrol cars as well as a tribute to the Dodge Charger Police Spec and The Blues Brothers. We're all about the U.S. of A. But then one of you had to go and be funny in the post about Prince Charles' Ethanol Aston. C'mon, poxpopulus, it's all about the colonies:

I've taken action, converting my biped transportation system to run on Jameson: great mileage but straight line stability has suffered substantially.
Is it happy hour yet?