2008 BMW 128i Convertible, Part ThreeMatt Hardigree5/30/08 12:00pmFiled to: Jalopnik Reviews1-Series128i2008 BMW 128i ConvertibleBmwbmw 128iConvertibleReviewTop411EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWhy you should buy the 2008 BMW 128i Convertible: You just found out that the Botox you had injected straight into your eyelid didn't leak into your brain thereby ending an existence that has, up to now, been mostly pointless. No longer. Your new life is going to have meaning, you're going to shun materialism and embrace the world. To celebrate this epiphany you're going to buy a blue one, because blue is the color of tranquility. Why you shouldn't buy this car: You can't afford the kind of girls that are attracted to men in little BMW convertibles. You're short and scrawny with girlishly long hair and the sight of those skinny arms next to that thick steering wheel and pudgy body just makes you look that much more like an Abigail Breslin body double. You like the simple things in life and you don't have $50,000 to blow on a car that can't carry your laser tag gear. You want a capable sports car that's fast, fun and simple.