???

Where does the lawnmower (handle visible) fit into all of this?

@Mad_Science: The statue is to keep our gardener company on the job?

How many laws is this guy breaking? Oh, wait....its ART! How silly of me. The law doesn't apply.

I'd like to know who wanted a statue of a lady taking a dump. Are we sure that's not just his girlfriend on the way back from a mudwrestling event? Quick run through the carwash and he can let her back inside.

Ok, he sooooooo did this on purpose.

Those aren't real.

@Mad_Science: Obligatory bush-trimming joke goes here.

Mrs. Lutz Is Going To Be So Excited When She Gets Home

"Rosa and Luis' Yard and Lawn Service had no inkling that Ms. Medusa Gorgon on Wisteria Lane was related to THAT Gorgon family..."

Photoshopped.

fat chicks mean $$$.... this picture just sold for the highest amount ever for an art piece... $33.fucking6 million fucking dollars?????????????????

I am not shitting you either: [news.bbc.co.uk]

Perhaps he's a vaginal artist. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

I don't fear vaginas, I just have a healthy respect for them.

I am not proud of that reference.

@Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother: Do you remember when Lucian Freud's portrait of Queen Elizabeth II caused such a stir...? He revels in controversy (as I feel most artists should... keep that envelope expanding), and finding beauty beyond conventional boundaries.

That's Dolly Pardon going over to Howard Stern's to clean his plow!

Gentlemen,

Rubanesque, that is the artsy term for "avoir du poids" so no weight challenged
references here OK?

I guess he puts her out by the curb as he mows lawns, any publicity is good publicity.

@charles_barrett: just clarifying my position isn't that the subject makes it retarded... if it was of alicia keys, scarlett johannson, natasha henstridge and beyonce naked, legs spread, with me in between them smiling giving a thumbs up before having a wonderful evening, it wouldn't be worth 33.6 million! not even to me... HA

If you listen closely you can hear someone deep inside of a fold...
..."Can you hear me now?"

Maybe it's another one of them thar Britney Spears statues?

Well I can't stand to see
Things like this just aren't right
And I just can't see
A place where I'd put this in sight
I do believe
There's a dream for everyone
(but this sure as hell shouldn't be one)
What's next a big c*ntree...

damn, so much for getting the sonic trranducer fixed

That's no statue...

But see, that's how she rolls.

Get it? ROLLS. As in fat. Rolls of.

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!:
@POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO:

(Doing his best 3rd grade teacher, over the glasses look)
Why did I know this would get out of hand? And why did I know you boys would be involved?

MOM!

@Novaload:
In the words of Van Halen:
"OH MY GOD!!'

Reubens I get. I get Yuskavage and Koons I (mostly) get.

Lucien Freud and especially Egon Schiele, I don't get.

@CEman: POLAR made me.

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: I'm your daddy?

@POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO: In a metaphorical way. I picture us more as agents of a common cause.

I also picture us as handsome devils:

she looks like she's pinching one off but i don't have the heart to tell her there's no hole in them thar chair.

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: We're all three good-looking guys.

HAY MAW! LOOKS WHAT I PICK'T UP ON THE CRAIGSLIST!

I like the statue, it looks like the artist has talent. Dunno if I'd put it in my house, but I would definitely go check it out at a gallery. Any idea what state this was taken in?

@kolorfast: Disbelief?

@POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO: Hey- that looks just like a plastic aftermarket hoodscoop on a '77 Camaro...

So long and thanks for all the mammaries. And fat rolls. And lawnmower.

I'll be keeping the lawnmower, by the way. Thanks buddy.

... My wife got the kids, the house and all the money. I got the truck, the Lawnmower, and just to piss her off, I also took the statue that her Great-Uncle Herschel left her too. Now, I ride around with it in my truck on Saturdays, and drive through my old neighborhood.

@sparksinner: I can remember the days when vaginas feared me!! Course, we're talking a few decades ago when I had testosterone to spare. But about the woman, maybe it's the guy's wife and he's pulling a "House of Wax" deal on her by snuffing her then coating her with wax/mud? Sorta big for a trophy mount though...

@Adam: ...that's my wife!

That is where you were headed with that, right?

She ain't always been fat!

Red Necks Unite....HellYea!!!!

Hey theres a lawn mower in there.

Are we trimming bush

I LOVE ART! :)

Nothing like shopping for art in your Silverado after mowing the lawn.

Bubba sez...dun kept a statchu of the wife so's I could 'member when them was the good old days, when I could roll er in flour n look for the wet spots...