Does your 1984 Porsche 928 leave you wanting for more? Do you possess a latent desire to rev your engine to 30,000 RPM while roasting marshmallows over an open exhaust? By jove have we got something to scratch that itch. This Boeing 502-6 turbine-powered Porsche 928 is on the sales block and we're practically running to buy futures in Jet-A. Need an exhaust outlet? Chop a hole in the hood. Prospective buyers ask you questions? Reply in all caps and insult their intelligence. And check it out — it even runs! (Hat tip to fiat22turbo!)

[eBay Listing]