And here comes pride up the backstretch! I'm the next driver up, so this will be brief: right now our friends on Team Porcubimmer are in first place! Black Metal V8olvo is in "preserve the car" mode, so we're running in the middle of the pack now. The car seems to be doing all right, although those of you who predicted that the Mercedes-Benz radiator would leak have been proven correct (not a serious leak, fortunately, and we have a spare).
The Race Is On!
4:30 PM on Sat May 10 2008
By Murilee Martin
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Looks good rolling, Buckeroo.
Are those... hand-controlled police spotlights on the roof? Or Mickey Mouse ears?
Count Chocunakch here. I am pleased to announce that Murilee Martin has begun her sanctioned racing career as of just ten minutes ago! That saucy minx is quickly proving to be faster than Danica. Everybody wish her luck.
The two items on the roof are SKULLS with red-lit eyes. They're throttle-sensitive, so when we go wide-open, their jaws clench in anger.
Her? Murilee isn't a girl...
He is if Count Chocunakch says he is.
@nicjasno: So thinks you. . .
Anyway, Good Luck!
What a sight to behold, all painted, bejeweled, and decaled...! And the V8olvo is purty too...
Go Murilee, GO...!
Good luck,looks great!
I like the "stay in shape" strategy. The reliable Ford iron in your bulletproof Volvo chassis mean that you can crank up the aggression on Sunday, when most of your competitors will be in far worse shape, if not failed completely. Furthermore, the track will have been cleared of inferior cars and aggressive drivers, allowing the V8 muscle to blow past your barely alive competition.
Also, POST VIDEO!
@nicjasno:
Just re-read the official Jalopnik FAQ.
It's everything I'd hoped for and then some. Fuck yeah, Sweden!
I'm totally painting a yellow cross on the roof of my 240 now.
@FuzzyPlushroom: It's not a "yellow cross"... it's a Swedish / Confederate flag thing.
Sort of like if the Duke boys were from Gävleborg instead of Hazard.
I feel antifreeze wellin' up hot and deep inside
Like my radiator's sprung a small leak
And that ugly orange car, bright and painful
That I may never shake
You can't say we've been driving it hard
Don't write us off with a call
No, don't you wager that we'll lose at Altamont
And break right down and bawl
Now the race is on, and a Jag's on fire up the back stretch
MR2s are goin' to the inside
Murilee's a'holdin' back, trying not to fall
I'm sure someone's out of the runnin'
Givin' out parts for another's sake
Now the race is on, and it looks like headaches
And the winner takes it all
One day we entered the race, never once expectin'
What the final result would be
How I lived in fear of endin' up with a big ol'
Caprice rear-endin' me
It's hot, there's an ache in my arse
Though today was the one I'd been waiting to face
A German porcupine came up to win her
And we came out in second place
Now the race is on, and a Jag's on fire up the back stretch
MR2s are goin' to the inside
Murilee's a'holdin' back, trying not to fall
I'm sure someone's out of the runnin'
Givin' out parts for another's sake
Now the race is on, and it looks like headaches
And the winner takes it all
Yeah, the winner takes it all
GOOD LUCK, TEAM V8OLVO!
@something_unique_and_descriptive: Yeah, sure, it's a Swedish flag - but it consists of a yellow cross on a blue background. I don't need stars on mine, being from well north of the Line.
Nice graphics, which is rare for any race car...
Wither streaming video?
Brief trackside update:
We're running in the middle of the pack. Most of our drivers have resisted the red mist.
Murilee was spun out going into Turn Two. Not her fault, but when they showed her the black flag, she rather saucily ignored it! For ten laps. Of course, she's claiming that it's because she's never been in an event like this before, but we know better - she just didn't feel like it! As a result, we were forced to serve a penalty of driving around behind Jay's bus for a while. One more driver swap and then I'm back in the saddle to deliver some Black Metal domination Max-Mosley-style!
As for video.. we have my RallyCam 2000 behind the grille and we're getting awesome footage. Problem is, there ain't the connection here to show it to you. Wait until later tonight.
@ViergangFuchs: Thanks for taking the time to give us updates. It's not like you don't have anything else to do!
@nicjasno: You'll catch on, n00b. It's becoming a rite of passage on Jalop.
I went to the Lemons 24 site and they don't have anything current now, either. I would totally do a pay-per-view for 24 Lemons. Swear to god.
@Novaload: right there with you man...
and if nothing else... isn't there a college station near that that has time to do coverage.. b/c they *might* have some classmates/friends running..?? i know we would here around purdue/indiana in general
Lay the hammer, err... Mjollnir! down homeys!
Sweden, bork yeah!
Can't wait for the vids.
@Novaload: Hell, I'd even settle for telegraphy on shortwave. The tension is unbearable. Bork.
@al_beaton: You know, I've never been much of a fan of motorsprts, but you are right: we Jalops are so emotionally invested in this venture (thank you Murilee) that I'm breathless with anticipation for the entire weekend.
Way to go, team Black Metal V8olvo...!
I took a nap.
And in this nap, I saw things
Things of unspeakable nature.
Volvos, they were breathing fire.
The square grille unable to contain the flames
A V8 roar was heard in the distance, as these manic Vovlos floated across the blackness
I look with much confusion, of a bearded woman at the wheel
Eyes, red with the fires of internal combustion
And a fist and the foot of the Stig, grappling a 5 speed like it was his last hope on a 400 foot cliff.
Then I wake up to hear the Murilee is driving the V8olvo. Rock'on!
Crazyness indeed.
@ViergangFuchs: Those skulls seriously do that?
I'll bet the Fiero wing is providing crazy downforce, hopefully not creating a push condition. When it gets dark the skulls will be terrifying beyond belief. I predict an easy 10 positions will be picked up with them on the roof.
theres "liveblogging" of the event right now on [rbp.f0e.net] if u wanna follow along. friends of team porcubimmer
@ohms: That site is tough to read...
But the Gulf Colors Volvo driver wrecked and Life Flight is takin him?!
Quick update; there was a very hard hit against the wall for the "Gulf" colored Volvo. At this time, I am hearing that it was fatal. More info as I hear it, guys. If you're praying people, now's the time.
@ViergangFuchs: They're Mickey Mouse ears, aren't they? Admit it.
Jeez, I hate trying to read those blogs. You're right, @TexanIdiot25.
They are saying someone was killed??!
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