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Those fancy tea-drinkers from across the pond are all up in arms over a man who was photographed mooning a speed camera. The man drops his trousers and bares his ass for a speed camera on the A1171 Dudley Lane in Cramlington. The police aren't too happy about the matter (honestly, who would be? ass lovers?) because the stunt is dangerous and offensive. The police will be contacting the owner of the vehicle and may take action against the man for public order offenses and failure to wear a seatbelt. We're still pretty amazed that the guy could stand up, pull down his pants and turn around while riding shotgun in a moving BMW X5. [BBC via Neatorama]
Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble
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2:20 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Travis Hudson
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I guess he'll have to revert to just setting them on fire, then..
"The police will be contacting the owner of the vehicle"
They want to ass him a few questions. He'll be assisting them with their enquiries.
On another not, usually the ass is the guy driving the X5.
He can't be any taller than like 5' 7" to pull that off.
Usually the ass is on the driver's side...
@boosted-lego-wagon: Dammit, that wasn't there a minute ago. I looked, I swear.
Stupid hamster.
A lot more entertaining before I found out it was in the UK.
Prehensile wang FTW!
Weird. Typically, with an X5, the asshole is behind the steering wheel.
"My Lord, we will show the court that my client was merely trying to buff out a nasty crack on the screen."
@boosted-lego-wagon: @mytdawg: I hate you guys.
That's a disturbing new take on the "twin-kidney" motif.
Hahaha! If they had a sense of humour (I'm guessing not), they should cite him for a crack in his windscreen.
Or, talk about a Bangle Bunghole!
I thought BMW's had PRICKS on the inside?
How did you get a bird stain on the inside of the window?
BMW's new Flamer Surfacing
That reminds me... I must buy a pencil sharpener.
But was he speeding while he was mooning?
I hate to be the dickhead here, but the brainy and cultured car site is no good without proper grammar. Mooning Speed Cameras IS Quickest Way...
Those yoga lessons really came in handy for this guy.
in Germany, ever since the wife of some big shot government muckity muck opened up the mail to find a photo of her husband and her husband's mistress speeding through a traffic zone, they automatically cover the passenger area with a gray bar. Since the passenger in this X5 was not Keira Knightly, or another shapely female, Jalopnik is hearby requested to do the same in the future.
oh yeah, and that X5 driver deserves to get a ticket. He was clearly hauling ass.
@MagnificentBastard:
"He can't be any taller than like 5' 7" to pull that off."
IT'S HAMMOND!
Can't wait for the new season of topgear!
@AshOfTheTitans: Why more entertaining before you found out it was in the U.K.? just out of interest
But(t) officer, I was on the way to the proctologist!
@layabout: Because then the driver would have been the one doing the mooning*
That is talent.
(*Japan, Australia, NZ, a few other RHD places excepted)
Cheeky.
@CharlzR: Today must be typo day - [jalopnik.com]
@AshOfTheTitans: Haha,true. Never thought of that.
If you've ever visited that part of the North-East, you'll realise that theres a very real chance that actually could be his face, not his bottom.
Newspaper headline
Man Beats X5 In Ugliness Stakes
I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.
I don't get no respect.
Full-size-cardboard-cutout. Ebay gold.
And here I thought the pressed ham was the pinnacle of mooning while motoring hoonage. I guess I was wrong.
You guys are no fun. You used up all the good lines by the time I got here. Assholes.
What? no salad bowl?
@CharlzR: Who said this place had culture?
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