When you're rolling down the Jingtong Expressway in your Shuan Huang SCEO-cum-BMW X5 you don't want to let fellow drivers pass without getting a glimpse of your politics. Especially, if those politics are in line with the politics of the state. According to China Car Times, bumper stickers are a rare site in China but that didn't stop this Aveo driver, who supports the Olympics (duh), is anti-CNN (Jack Cafferty said they're "the same goons and thugs they've been for the last 50 years") and hates the Carrefour Hypermarket chain (there are claims the company is pro-Tibet). The red-line-through-logos is a rather unsophisticated form of automotive self-expression, wait until they get Mao peeing on things. [China Car Times, Xinhua]
The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever
9:20 AM on Thu May 1 2008
By Matt Hardigree
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Where's the "Big Baby on Board" sticker?
...wait until they get Mao peeing on things.
That's some funny shit right there, Matty!
How about Mao peeing on Hobbes (Thomas)?
He should test that CNN sentiment and put a bumper sticker on the car that contradicts a Chinesse gov't policy... See who's right buddy... Ga'head.
Needs a My kid is an honor student at the Socialist People's Party Re-Education Camp sticker.
What about the "My child is the hotdog eating champion of the world" bumper sticker..
@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: what about "My kid beat up your honor student. Oh wait, that was the secret police."
@drunkcanuck: What about "My dog ate your dog. Oh wait, that was me."
Every other year the rest of the world happily pretends China isn't ruining everything they try to build. Damn olympics.
"Baby would be on board if I hadn't drowned her in the Yellow River because I wanted a son."
"I brake for lead paint"
Yes this is my rickshaw; no I won't help you move.
"Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him"
東熱車樂惡圖 take that glingos
If you can read this, you've probably been to cram school.
For the eternal glory buick driving of safely protection
You can have my Little Red Book when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
Keep honking, I'm reeducating.
"If I'da known it was gonna turn out like this, I'd have picked my OWN leader."
"Think Grobarry. Act Rocarry."
"Nike: Just Sew It"
Confucius say "Bumper sticker not allowed on China made car, upset delicate balance of weight ratio, make bumper fall off."
Maovin
@NICKNICK, Ash, Pillar of Decorum: Stop it! I'm gonna pee myself!
@NICKNICK: Rickshaw Nutz?
@Dr.Danger's got juice!: Only if he pees on Nikita Khrushchev.
@bzr - Pinko Commie Bastard Edition: Ok, let's try this again.
@bzr - Pinko Commie Bastard Edition: This is the reason why I left that space blank.
excellent
Y'all gonna piss off LionZoo any minute now.
@OldeEnglishD: Well, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
This whole thread goes against all that was posted in Al's Commenting Crass on Commenting Crass...
aw shit...
I'm waiting for yack nutz!
@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: I will agree with you there.....
Actually, I'm kinda with them on the Jack Cafferty thing.
WTF ???
anti Carrefour ?????
@smoke: Don't they come with those from the factory? At least some of them?
what about those evolution fish? i bet they would have a Mao with legs with letters "whatever he says"
i guess amongst some of you there are those who can't differentiate between chinese or japanese or any type of asian at all.
japanese do not have an "L" sound in their language
chinese can and do have "L" sound in theirs
I don't mind the jokes, but at least get it right before you start shooting your mouth off...
@vitrium:
"Man, all y'all look alike!"
/It's ok, I'm with the band...
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