No jury in America would convict on an excessive force charge after that.

another example of what happens when cousins marry.

was he driving an ex cop car?

Nothing to see here... please move along.

I'm getting a ticket? For what? Why you all up in my Grill, dog?

Sorry.

OK kids, this is NOT what an employer means when they say that they want someone who is able to multi-task.

@MUSTANG, POLAЯ EDITION: Yo, don't be dissing the homie, son!

There is a God. This is the proof.

I'm just shocked it wasn't a woman with curlers in her hair.

BREAKING NEWS

In Oshawa, Ontario, a 78 year old man suffering from Alzheimer's smashed into several cars without stopping, and proceded to drive non-stop to Windsor, Ontario before being apprehended by police.

The best part was the poor old bugger's
baseball cap which read...

"I'm getting a ticket? For what?"

That's a good question. Let's break it down:

1: You hit a cop car.
2: You were on your cell phone while driving (inattentive).
3: You hit a cop car.
4: You were eating while driving (inattentive).
5: YOU HIT A FREAKING COP CAR!!!!!

The prosecution rests.

Sir it's not ticket. It's a dumb ASS award

@MUSTANG, POLAЯ EDITION: All your roads look like boxes! Crazy Canadians.

@OldeEnglishD: We prefer to take the scenic routes...

Everywhere.

The ticket should have been he has to pay for the damage to the cop car. Or make him do community service at $5 an hour till the bill is paid off. I hate these idiots - and they are all over Va Beach. I'm actually shocked when I see a blond in an SUV that isn't on her cell phone driving like an ass.

"Littering and?"

Please taze this bro.

@1300ccsoffury:

But isn't the speed limit 65?

Yeah.......it is.

@pl8ster: I'm freaking out man

Waitaminute.... Crown Vic. Sandwich. Sumbitch. Are you sure they didn't pull over Buford T. Justice? How dare they, he was in hot pursuuuit!

@OldeEnglishD: Observation Of The Day

The squad car can still be driven and remains in service, Nehring said.

"It looks like a Chicago squad car now," he said.

Awesome.

I like to think his phone conversation went like this:
You just listen to the ol' Pork
Chop Express an' take his advice on
a dark and stormy night when some
wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs
your neck an' taps the back of your
favorite head up against a barroom wall.
An' he looks you crooked in the eye
an' he asks if you've paid your dues.
You look rihgt back at that big
sucker an' remember what Jack Burton
always says at times like that. "Have
you paid your dues, Jack" "No, sir,
I've just charged 'em."

@mikedrawcar: I saw that too. I am surprised nobody noticed.

Awesome indeed.

@devilock138:HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE HAS GREEN EYES!

What. A. Dick.

Instant Karma is so satisfying to watch.

Seeing as experiment after experiment shows inattentive driving being more dangerous than driving drunk, how about we start jailing people for this crap and ticketing people for blowing under a 1.2?

@Novaload: I had a guy in an SUV tailgating me really badly for a while in a 35mph zone. I was going 40, maybe 42mph. There was room but for some reason he wouldn't pass me. I saw something up ahead about 300 yards, on the side of the road, and slowed down 'just in case.' The SUV whipped around me to the left and floored it. The "something" was a motorcycle cop with a radar gun. He stepped out in front of the SUV and pointed him to the side of the road. That cop made my month.

Justin D. Grill? Seriously?

Well, the D's gotta be for dumbass anyway.

Poor Freshon D. Grill, he would have been fine in L.A., where the cops drive just like he does.

I've never hit a cop, but did get rearended by one when I was 16. I jumped out of my Camaro freaking out that he might have dented it. Hmmmm, perhaps he was eating a sandwich too.

Yesterday they evacuated a five block radius downtown due to a bomb threat. They had the roads sealed off, the buildings evacuated, barricades across the sidewalks. There were RCMP Super Duty's all the way across the roads, and Mounties standing on guard (for thee).

Then, while I'm standing out in the cold waiting to get back into my building, this girl in Lululemons and a low-cut shirt storms her way through the crowd, chatting on her cellphone, walks RIGHT around the barricades, past the Mountie who was looking the other way, and heads into the restricted area. The Mountie catches up to her and asks her what she's doing.

"Did you not see the flashing lights, the barricade, the crowd waiting outside, or, uh, ME?"

"Look, I don't care about your little games here, I don't have time for this bullshit, I have a hair appointment in half an hour, and my car is right over there." (points to part of blocked off area RIGHT outside potentially boomy building, where even Mounties aren't currently willing to go)

RCMP man pauses. Rolls eyes. Sighs heavily. Grabs girl by arms as she tries to continue walking, hoists her in the air, and tosses her back outside the barricade. She's indignant, offended, insisting she's too important to wait. (Crowd, by the way, gives Mountie a round of applause.)

I believe I might have found the perfect girlfriend for Justin D. Grill

@Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: Nice.

Well that's one way to get written into pop culture. Any woman he ever dates is going to type his name into Google someday and find out the attitude he's got about life and safety.

he should have been eating a donut instead!!

Where ya headed ?
Canada sir.For pooteen.
Canada huh, almost made it.

@POLAЯ PAPAL EDITION: Scenic route in Canada? That's every bloody road in Canada isn't it?