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A "luxury car manufacturer" from southern Stuttgart has invested a lot of money into something that isn't even real. We're thinking it was the brainchild of Dr. Z., but the unnamed company has picked up six of the ridiculously expensive Christie HD8K 1080p DLP high definition projectors that creates virtual factory floors and production plants to maximize production efficiency. It's quite the elaborate setup as individuals have to don special 3D goggles to get the full, stomach churning experience.
Will the elaborate setup have any affect on the buyers of the unnamed vehicles? More than likely not, but it's still a nice helper for planning out a lean manufacturing strategy. [Christie]
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Christie HD8K 1080p DLP high definition projectors that creates virtual factory floors and production plants to maximize production efficiency and lets employees watch "Monsters, Inc" and "Antz" as efficiency brainstorming exercises.
Its either Mercedes or Porsche but im thinking Merc has the dough to do something as frivolous as this
Did they get this the same week they got 50 mbit/s internet connection and some dedicated Bittorrent boxes, too?
I mean, why do you need huge 1080p screens except for watching pilfered HD video?
Video killed the three-pointed star.
I love picture number 4! I can just imagine the loud screaming, thumping dance/techno/electro music they're listening to as they stand perfectly motionless for hours. Ain't no party like a German virtual factory party!
But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, UAW delegates. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy.
@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: Curses!
where's their hard hats,safety shoes, and hearing protection?
@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: Beautiful!
COTD
Everyone knows that 1080p is old and busted. 4K is the new hotness. (1080p = 1920 x 1080, 4K = 4096 x 2160)
@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: nice refernce... i have to hear that "song" every night i work.. and wow... wow... if they weren't the first MTV video, i don't know what the boggles could claim...... and that doesn't make me sad.....
at least i sing a long to 'istanbul' (they might be giants) when that gets played.... brings a huge change to my mood.... always!
@chrystlubitshi: where the hell do you work?... hell?
@mikedrawcar: I'm guessing Bennigan's.
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