BMW 6 series looks so much better with age.

Right. No sex in the champagne room and make sure to wash off the glitter on your face before you return home.

hmmm. you sure it's not nopi tunervision?

What is happening to the back wheel of that orange car in the lead photo? Are they foaming the tire tread?

...here Stacy Marie Oberley, 28, shows off her new BMW, neck tattoo and crotch!

The original name was "Putz, Slutz, and cars with Truck Nutz"

@cyclopticgaze: Blow-in insulation is the new duct tape

@cyclopticgaze: That's the first thing I noticed too. Based on the article, I'd say it's rabies.

It always amazes me how much money people will spend just to make a car look cheap & shit.

Needs more cowbell. No, really.

@FreeMan: OK, I just got beyond the foam. WTF's up with the wing on that thing? It looks like it's mounted on a tree trunk!?!?!?!

I just figured out the foam: jackass is imitating tire smoke but doesn't realize his stock, automatic Civic is front-wheel drive.

@FreeMan: If blow-in insulation in the new duct tape, then redwood is the new chrome.

The orange civic thing has broken me. So many questions.

That M6 is completely gorgeous.

@Seth L: Its cause everything is bigger in Texas......Snakes, DoucheWings, ground effects, chances of contracting an STD....everything!

@layabout: Oh it can get worse, yes this one had Lambo Doors too. It also had Louis Vitton (SP?) patterned interior. Yes too much bloody money!

Agreed: The M6 does look better with age. Or perhaps its just that the modern BMWs look so much like ass. Speaking of ass, and apropos of nothing, do those girls have any?

Lambo Doors are so played, Lambo's don't even have them any more.

Do I need bring my own crunk-cup? Or do I raise my hand, and will one be provided?

@mechimike:

The e24 really is a beautiful car. Here is a pic of mine.....

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I think the Infity FX (the slammed grey dude) looks pretty freaking sweet.

It ain't much of a truck, so may as well slam it.

Needs lambo doors, of course.

@BMWCARL: Can you send that pic to BMW please?

@cyclopticgaze: Fake smoke?

How did the M6 get in it looks stock?

This is kind of embarrassing, but the fur boots really do something for me.

@cyclopticgaze: Got it! Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to update my score card...

@FreeMan: Cantilever trunk lid hinges.

@Froggmann: I'm sure doing that to a car is a crime in some countries.

@Number_Six: He's got the fronts stuffed with TP, too. Maybe he thinks that will fool people into thinking it's AWD?

@B: Its only weird if the boots dont have a sexy woman in them at the time.

@B: Eww.

Actually...ewws all around.

All these comments and no "Where you at?!" reference? Guess we're all too busy being disgusted.

@BMWCARL: Beautifully striking, understatedly elegant. Black. mmm. There's an 82 near me for sale, but alas its a 4 door. Still, not a bad looking car.

@B: But the cellulite, not so much.

Also, I'm guessing the white stuff around the wheel of the orange Civic is just rags and towels; he's detailing his rims/tires and doesn't want to get whatever spray product he's using to get on his brake discs/paint?

OMG, somebody save that poor snow white XKE!

What IS with the giant boots? It's like the skanks are donked too.

@BMWCARL: That 6 series you have looks so classy.My dad had one in the 80's,i still think its one of the best cars BMW ever made.

I find these swimsuit contests that they have at these shows to be really cheezy. Yeah, there's some nice eyecandy. But it's not like any of the bikini-contest chicks give a shit about the cars or what people have done with them... unless you're gonna pay them to care. I think they should just cut the BS and bring in girls from a local escort agency and have them compete with the regular all-show-no-action bikini-contest girls... THAT would be something worth seeing.

That 6 series was always gorgeous. One of the few imports I will aways covet. Every time I see one for sale I go sproing. It looks out of place being all classy and stuff. I'm glad it doesn't have a fur spoiler or anything.

@petersterncan: Yep. To me, it's like saying "We know these cars are not enough to bring you here."

If they were smart about it, instead of pandering girls, they'd have some of those designer purse knockoffs and all kinds of folksy crafts and various household decor stuff.

Boom: Double the audience, plus some incremental revenue.

@mytdawg: Every time I see one for sale I go sproing.

Which is more than I can say for the "Boost Mobile Girls"...

I think the guy that owns that M6 came to look at a Pathfinder I was selling a few years back, for his sister. Nice guy, fantastic car.

Thanks guys. It is a wonderful car, 135,000 original miles, perfect interior and paint, maintenance records back to 1990, all for $2700. The only think I have to do to make it perfect is to swap out the auto for a 5 speed. I have all the parts, but just don't have the free weekend to do it. The 6 is a fairly complex car and it is best to find one where someone has already sunk a bunch of money into it. They are easy to work on if you do the work yourself, and parts are pretty cheap. If you pay someone to work on your car, it will bleed you dry. Power headrests? Cha-ching!

Yes, that M6 is by far the best looking car in the pictures. Just great condition and some tasteful/badass wheels. That black pinstripe is a nice touch.

wasn't there an argument yesterday over the classiness of Texas?

I think this solves it.

also, i like it how they used photoshop to miniaturize the last two pics. Yay Micro Machines!

Yeah hot looking chicks and hot looking cars on display at the same event... go figure!

But if you thing that's crazy, I know this bar in Seattle where you can see great rock bands and drink great beer. Wild, huh? I think they may be on to something.

That FX is pretty sweet. Those girls not so much.

The BMW M635CSi (Euro import, woo!) is like being the only sober person at a frat party, just standing back with detached bemusement while everybody else yells and stumbles into ridiculous stupors.

Is it just me or do the Boost girls look like refugees from the USO Playboy Bunnies scene from Apocalypse Now?

Skin to win!

@ash78: "they'd have some of those designer purse knockoffs and all kinds of folksy crafts and various household decor stuff"

And they should be sold out of the trunks of the cars on display of course...

whoa theres car pics too????

anyways game on

Hot Jebus, tat M6 is a looker. .