But sex is the only kind of sex that happens in a VW Cabrio.

Truthiness in advertising. Yeah!

105,000 miles.... on a freaking island?? and it's not even that BIG an island??

Ahhh, nothing like the smell of buttsex in the morning.

I almost wish I didn't get the hat-tip on this one...
almost

@Village_Idiot: And if you don't like that aroma, you can always put the top down. It's Hawaii, for Pete's sake.

I've been to Hawaii several times, and I think everything smells kinda funky there anyway. Tropical humidity and ongoing vegetable decay being what they are. It's a little like living in a compost bin 365 days a year.

You had me at 'CAPSLOCK'...

I'm not even going to ask about the smell.

@Vintage Racer: well, yeah. i've driven across the entire island in about 18 minutes.
in a victory/p***y magnet yellow Vette Z06.
while getting pulled over by police exactly zero times...

"Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?"

I wonder what his "Best Offer" would be?

@Village_Idiot: I think Starbucks is already working on incorporating this flavor into their lineup...

Yeah can I get a Butt-Sex latte with whip cream... Size? Venti of course...

@smokyburnout:
I mean, you can't even drive all the way AROUND the damn thing...

Wow, a Cabrio that smells like buttsex - way to support a stereotype. What next, a Subaru that smells of two different vaginas and comes with some Melissa Etheridge CDs?

@no_slushbox: oh how I wish we have a COTLA, Comment of the Late Afternoon...
THAT was funny...

Well, I know my name is going to come up in this thread at some point, so I might as well get this over with...
Buttsex in a VW..?
Puh-lease...!
Now, a Benz, Bimmer, or even certain Audis, that's another story...

1. ALLCAPS. check.
2. Gratuitous inclusion of examples citing the cars awesome condition. check.
3. Dubiously low price. check.
4. Random options such as "dual-front airbags." check.
5. Once again, gratuitous - claim of "good fuel mileage."
check.
Up until the buttsex reference I thought this was just craigslist spam.

@staaave: I guess it shows the average person probably thinks of all the same things when their objective is: "what do I say that will get people to buy this car."

@charles_barrett: IN one, not FOR one.

Whoa it is both a cabriolet and a convertible. Talk about tautology.

He had me until he wrote 'VW makes cars that last...'.

Well, the VW and Wonkette have one thing in common, they are both filthy pieces of shit.

Wow, when car-pool meets bathhouse.

Buttsex is mandatory in a Cabriolay

BIG SHOUT OUT TO DWMILLER!

@Smells_Homeless: Sounds like his MO

John Stagliano is indicted April 10th by the Feds, and now, mysteriously, a VW cabriolet smelling of butt sex is for offer in Hawaii. Coincidence? I think not.

cabrio convertible. fucking in an uncomfortable place IN an uncomfortable place.

this might be the most meta craigslist ad ever

"TOP IS IN PERF COND"

Was that a clue to what cause the smell?

@DannyBN: I already roll in an E320; what would I need a smelly VW Cabrio for...? Oh, right, for when I don't want the Benz to get smelly...

In college, my roomate got stuck with his girlfriend's cabrio for weekend.
Being overconfident college guys, we and a third friend were like "If we are stuck with this thing, then we are going to rock it hard."
We were stoked, thinking we could actually make a cabrio seem straight and cool, and possibly even pick up ladies with it.
We got about 2 miles down the road before we wimped out, turned back, and spent the rest of the weekend playing Gran Turismo 2.

reminds me of License to Drive
"I already got a Mercedes" (a nice pre-Rollergirl Heather Graham)
hopefully Wonkette wont go the same way
as Corey Haim - downhill

@Yurikaze: I'd take one completely stock looking with ronal teddy bears, one of those rainbow stickers and a VR6T swap - just so I could drive around embarrassing guys in mustangs and camaros.

@DannyBN: "TOP IS IN PERF COND"
Was that a clue to what cause the smell?

Leave it to a top to toot his own horn... we need a witness-statement to verify and confirm these claims...

@staaave: I find myself wishing I had saved that picture of the camo-painted track-slut Miata rolling on white/yellow daisy wheels- that's the only car I can think of that can compete.

@staaave: There is one in southern BC similar to your description. No rainbows or teddy bears, but he actually takes it to drag strips, and has a little sticker where the "Cabrio" used to be, that says something like, 'THIS "CHICK CAR" JUST WHUPPED YOUR ASS.'

Am I the only one who's thinking "Mallrats?"

@Smells_Homeless: Apparently not...

@charles_barrett: Does the top come over an enthusiastic bottom?

Wow, these comments almost make me wish I'd found out about this BEFORE the ad got taken down.

Almost.

Well the "truthiness" shall set us free. While the Cabrio may be driven by an assortment of persons of various predilections, we all know that most men are driven by their "vaginas". LOL.

@charles_barrett:
Maybe they mean the top is in 'perforated' condition. Maybe from a little over enthusiasm.

@Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: That's pretty b.a. I'm not really opposed to cabrios but they did earn the nickname bitch bucket for a reason.

You guys know you can have butt-sex with women, right?

@Jonny Lieberman:
Meh

Well sure. But the VW pretty much removes that as an option.

@Yurikaze: I have it from a good source that cute VWs have the same effect as carrying around a puppy when it comes to attracting members of your preferred gender.

@kleinlowe: Please allow me to clarify this thought; the use of 'your preferred gender' is not meant to infer any innate preference on your behalf, but rather suggest that, like a puppy, they serve as an irresistable beacon to straight women and twinks, while being less successful when trying to attract the attention of lesbians, manly men, and bears.*

*I am lead to believe flannel is involved in this process.

[hpamotorsports.com]

@staaave: Here's a twin turbo Cabrio by those crazy Canucks @ HPA -- [web.archive.org]

@Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: That's probably this same one.

I'm somewhat male, somewhat more affluent than average (based on census statistics) and probably more educated than average, DON'T read Gawker or subscribe to Vanity Fair...where does that leave me?

Fucking politicos. There's a reason I left DC.

Dear Abby..."My husband he has been test driving a lot lately, yesterday he came home last night smelling like a VW cabrio. What can I do?"

@charles_barrett: You talkin' about my wife's Audi?

@Jonny Lieberman: Yeah, it just doesn't smell the same. A friend told me that.

@smokeydog001: AWESOME! one of a few branches i'd like to see lopped from the Gawker family tree!

Butt sex is wild and it don't cause no child!!!!

Sounds straight out of the movie Mallrats -

Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.
Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: No. I was thinking the same thing.