2008 Mercury Mariner Hybrid, Part OneMatt Hardigree4/09/08 12:00pmFiled to: Jalopnik Reviews08 Mercury Mariner Hybrid2008 mercury mariner2008 Mercury Mariner HybridFeatureford escape hybridHybrid MarinerMariner Hybridmercury marinerHybridMarinerMercuryTop1171EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe full title of this review is "2008 Mercury Mariner Hybrid, Part One or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Yuppie Ass" but the kicker wouldn't look good on the page. I do my best to pass myself off as anything-but-a-yuppie. Preferring to rock cheap chinos, a hoody and an Astros cap over J. Crew sweater vests and flat front Banana Republic slacks, but something about the Mariner Hybrid makes me suddenly think about how fly I'd look with the sleeves of my dress shirt exposed while driving through Lincoln Park listening to The Best Of Tuvan Throat Singing Vol. 2.