If I were I dragon, I'd be really torn on this one.

The irony of the p*ssy magnet yellow... tho I do assume that she swings both ways.

So is it "penis-magnet yellow"?

The price of blow has gone through the roof.

looks like it has aftermarket carbs too...

Can I hve rude sex with her for that price

Lambo? Huh, I would have expected to be able to get a hummer from her.
I'll bet it was hard to drive in those heels, especially when they were behind her ears.

NEED 2 SELL FAST

Smells a bit like Aria's poonani

CALL JEN 4 DETAILS

"Out, damned spot!"

I disagree, sir. I think it's been proven that you can buy Jenna Jamison. Only the ability to buy her car was in question until now.

Betcha those seats don't smell like leather.........

@ash78: I hear ya Lady MacBeth.

@SLRSpeedshop: I was just thinking there isn't enough Febreeze in existance to get the smell of abused beef-curtain out of the interior...

This car sucks. No he owner. no the car. no the owner. no the car...............

@AmishJohn: Ha ha ha you said Beef-curtain.

Just wipe off the seats first. Or don't, if that sort of thing floats your boat.

This only serves as a glaring reminder of what my life could have been if I didn't mind losing the respect of mom and dad.

Thank goodness it has a new clutch. I imagine the old one was as worn out as she is.

Being sold because the crabs have taken driving lessons and have figured out how to hotwire the car to go joyriding.

@SLRSpeedshop: My sentiments exactly. Who knew the Amish had access to such excellent euphemisms?

A guy that I do tech writing for every other month has a very complete video/ephemera collection about her. Keeps it in the front room even...Yah, he is single. He just might have the scratch for it. E-mailing. Personally, I have never liked the 'porn', look.

blech. blech. blech.

@TheTooth:
Now that there is a classy comment on a potentially unclassy topic. Well done. And are you the former "Guinness Tooth"? What with commenters changing their screen names about as frequently as I change my underwear, one never knows.

I was going to say something about the former Jenna Marie Massoli being extremely attractive in her pre-implants stage (have you seen up and cummers 11?), but that particular road leads to a place that the TheTooth is wisely driving past.

@Al Navarro: Thanks. I am not the former "Guinnes Tooth", though... I'm still on my original screen name. I can't keep up with the cool kids with all their screen names... I'd probably end up forgetting who I was. LOL

Everyone would want it if was an El Camino, in Yella

@Bee1: Very true. And it would seem more fitting because .

@elwood: I'm picturing the guy who buys this as looking pale, creepy, and having a desire to lick the seats clean.

@TheTooth: Let's try this again...

Very true, and it would seem more fitting because [insert El Camino/bed joke here]

You can take the porn star out of the Lamborghini, but you can't take the . . . wait . . .

Hey! It's P**** Magnet Yellow!

So, no comments yet about being driven hard, and put away wet?

Okay, sure. But I'd hate having to drive with baggies on my hands.

"....Car is in perfect condition ecept for the drivers seat which the last owner said was "Very Sticky". I have not found this to be true, but the seat does light up under a CSI blacklight test"

12 pistons at the same time. Damn.

I wonder if it comes with a pleather-clad gimp in the trunk?

I've got to admit I'm rather impressed it's stick.

I'm glad the pic is from 2002 as well and not a pic of her from 2008:

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Probably smells like a shrimp boat.

I wonder if it starts screaming the second it's touched too.

Its a star car because she traded it in? Its not like youre buying it from her.

Comment on You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car! How come that trailer hitch ain't got no chrome on it?

@beercheck: And still room for more...dang

Okay, you're all having way too much fun at Ms. Jameson's expense, and you're all overlooking several key facts.

1.) That's a proper six speed... with a clutch, that means she know how to drive a manual... and let's face it, that's pretty hot.

2.) She's managed to drive a Murcielago nearly 12k miles WITHOUT crashing it. Most pro-athletes can't claim that. Hell, even The Stig took a LP640 offroad.

3.) She probably drove it in heels, which makes the previous accomplishment of not writing it off even more impressive.

@No star for Bento: WTF??? I didn't put THAT link up! This is the link!

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I wonder what Tito Ortiz drives

@No star for Bento: It was funnier the other way.

@No star for Bento: Insert ridden hard and put away wet jokes here.

stripper cars rock for resale..

Had a talon AWD with an automatic.. people were initially turned off from it, until they found out the previous owner was a stripper.. then everyone wanted it.

Not quite sure WHY people would want to own a strippers car (i just bought it to fix and sell) but.. hey.. whatever floats their boat.

Guess a good story and bragging rights(?!?) goes a long way..

@No star for Bento: That is why you don't have a star.

@No star for Bento: OK last barb If I needed a garage I could park it in that Hole

@workingonyourinvoice: That and I think a woman picked the hottest comentators dooming me to never ever get one!

has her car had as much work as her face? christ, seen her lately? must be all those years of facial shots, she makes joan rivers look believable

@WheatKing: they wanted the sweet small of woman on the seats...you didn't febreeze the seats beofre resell, did you?

i bet the dash smells like coke and broken dreams

...shit i can go on like this for hours! :)