If you flipped your 1986 Crown Victoria it wouldn't be news unless it landed on someone famous. But Jerry Seinfield flips a Fiat, a Fiat BTM mystery car, and it's suddenly the biggest news of the day. He walked away from it, but because he made jokes about "shrinkage" he's all of a sudden dominating coverage. As much as we envy the giant garages of the celebrity elite, we're starting to envy the casual nature with which they can famously dispatch of them.
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