Our sources atop the gilded New York offices of the surrender monkeys at French-owned Hachette Filipacchi Media tell us a mass email went out only moments ago to internal staff at Road & Track. The e-mail informed employees of the ampersand-happy magazine of news Thomas Bryant will be stepping down from his position of Vice President & Editor in Chief but remaining a columnist. We'll be awaiting official word — that it's not an April Fools' Day hoax.

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