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I am the stig!

Stigs in Space!

Stig needs doors, I mean he almost fell out of a tractor. With this he would fling himself across a crater.

Designed for EPIC MOONAGE!

So now we know the Stig is made of cheese!

@Rick Astley: LOL!

BTW, Rick: [i248.photobucket.com]

Some say his brain works faster in zero gravity, and that he only volunteered to go into space because he thinks that's where pineapples come from. All we know...

some say he farts pure O2 and dosent need to breathe air....

Goooooooooooooooold!

@Rock517:

@Tomsk: EPIC MOONAGE? Is that the Stig's porn name?

I am the stig, no one else can control the raw power of my 2cv(see profile pic).

Yeah, I'd like to see him drift that thing through Hammerhead.

"Wait'll those smug little Martian rover probes get a load of THIS whip... Yee-Haa! Red smoky donuts here I come...!"

is there a Don Knotts Edition?

my other car is also a Porsche... ON THE MOON!

Some say he was once ejected from a Venusian whorehouse for overtipping, and others say he's made wholely of cheese. All we know is, he's called...the Stig.

What to buy when your wife drives a Land Rover Defender

No wonder the price of gold is almost $1000/oz, and it takes NASA 3 billion dollars to explode a space shuttle, when I could have done it for free.

The first people to colonize another heavenly body in our solar system are obviously going to be Chinese, due to NASA's incompetence, Russia's lack of funding and Europe's lack of will and communist tendencies. The Chinese however, have the ability to build any home appliance for under $100. Yeah, some might break, but who cares, they'll just build another one. And even if takes 10 tries, they'll get it right eventually. Not only that, but they're the only country bent on world domination and have a reason to want to populate more land, since they're running out.

India comes in as a close second, but they're just too hunky dory with everything and not as full of piss and vinegar as the Chinese to prove the world wrong.

I just made Arthur C. Clarke do a back-flip in his grave, and Gene Roddenbery's space scattered ashes changed their rotation by several degrees.

There is not one car anywhere on this planet that looks good with a gold trim package.

Some say that he has the ability to take lunar rovers (pun intended) through Gambon when he is not chained up in the Top Gear dungeon, he escapes to the moon, to be alone in his stiggy-ness, becouse, of course, we all know stig's little mind works best without oxygen. . .

@Rick Astley: LOL

Mother-fuckin Stig's on a plane!
ya, sorry about that.
but maybe Rampenfest should be held on the moon, with gold rovers?

I can play...

I know we went down the stig road, but I would like a do-over:

Oh look, Imelda Marcos' mobile shoe closet!

Stig! From the 24th-and-a-half-century!

I wanna see the Stigs Zord...

@RoninianHoon: I will come up with something in the morning...promise.

Some say he drinks pure hydrazine, and that he memorized the entire script to apollo 13. All we know is...

The Stig has lost a glove!

Run Away!

Flee!

NYT says the driver's real name is Lucien Junkin . . . forget about the Stig, I want to see some video hoonage of Junkin's custom-built lunar buggy.

best quote from the article: "he remembers sitting on his father's lap at the age of 5 on Sunday afternoons. "We used to get on bulldozers and pull sticks," he recalled." :-)

That thing on the right looks suspiciously like some sort of weird bondage rack.. take that with the gold trim and the lofty authority figure sitting above the proceedings and you have Lost in space: The Roman Empire meets Max Mosely

Because we were crying out for a mobile, low gravity, Golden Slipper Testing rig.

"When kit cars don't turn out like the ad"

Stigzilla transformed to Space Stigzilla!
(decided on zilla instead of zord.)

@Rick Astley: See... Hitler on Ice!

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What, too soon?

So hardcore, he doesn't wear gloves with his suit...