I suppose mine would be blue also if I drove a Yaris. Or, y'know . . . yeah. Also that. And then. So. Right.

"Rod Standing"?

Plus, figures that a Yaris would have blue balls.

@Morphine: And so it begins...

@13oostedwgn: This could very well have been the 7th Seal - the last straw - the end of Truck Nutz (not as we know it) for good.

I mean, what else can be said? Really?

Not Truck Nuts...Toy Nuts....no better yet..Baby Toy Nuts

Bob Barker sez "Please spay and neuter your subcompacts!"

@13oostedwgn: Yeah, that has got to be one of the most unfortunate names ever (assuming you aren't a male pr0n star).

Ohhhh, look at the cute little nutlets. I'll bet the horn's a soprano.

"Turn left... honk... again
Good
Turn right... honk... again
Good"
"Is it too cold in here...?"
**sound of latex glove being donned**
"Now, this won't hurt a bit..."

@Tomsk: Using the classic porn name formula of
(family first pet) + (street you grew up on)

I end up as Cyrus Daly. Could be worse...

Hmm, mine is the disturbing and slightly anime-ish Kowalski Highway M.

I've been feeling a tad deflated since my vasectomy

@charles_barrett: Hmmm, that would be Calico Sheffield. Sounds vaguely English, and that reminds me of Scotch, and that reminds me that I'm about ready for a drink. I like this game.

@charles_barrett: Gee, I'd be "Punkin Oak".

How ambiguous would that be?

My daughter would be "Zippy NE 26th," so we'd best not tell her about this little game, eh?

Anyone else notice the license plate? V6NI? V6 Not Included?

dinky meadows

@graverobber: Beat you to the cocktail hour... my gin is at-hand...

@lascauxcaveman: Actually, that's an awesome screen name for porn... connotes "wood" and a rebelious "punk" attitude.

@charles_barrett: Hmmm "Heather Sheridan"...not bad...erm...if I were a girl.

@flightofthesuperbees: Now that sounds like porn star that would drive a Yaris.

If I use my current pet, it's better. I'd be Raus Penrod.

Well, at least they're proportionate.

@flightofthesuperbees: Hmm... "Dinky" prolly won't help sell videos, whether you're talking male equipment or female breasts... Any imaginary pets from your childhood...?

@charles_barrett, lascauxcaveman and graverobber:
"Rocky LaMirada"

I win.

@KVHnik: Easy peasy... shorten Heather to Heath and you're all set to capitalize off of the image of the unfortunate mister Ledger...! Taa-daa!

@charles_barrett: I really like this games, Charles. Max Forest would be my name. Sounds like I should have a burly mustache, hairy chest, and gold chains!

@UDMan: Now if only I could type.... this games = this game......

@CafeRacer1200: That name's a definite keeper...!

@LionZoo: Dang beat me to it!

That's what I get for leaving for a bit to spruce up my Flickr tags...

Must be an IQ on steroids

@UDMan: Oh yeah, "Max Forest" should be hairy like the guy in that 280ZX ad Murilee dug up a while back, or like Harry Reems from "Deep Throat" and other '70s porn.

@charles_barrett: Sam 302 doesn't work. If I use the other name for US302, Sam Roosevelt is only a little better. Screw convention, I've always liked Mighty Morningwood. (no apologies at all to the former Detroit Lions coach who inspired it)

@charles_barrett:
Nyrkki Hämäläisenkatu

...Yeah, that's not going to sell is it? (On a somewhat scary and related note: Nyrkki is Finnish for Fist.)

@Mad_Science: I've got Rocky Annamaria - how does that compare?

Still, the Echo must've been Toyota's subcompact at its awkward, going through puberty stage.

@Tocsin: Nyrkki Hämäläisenkatu

"...Yeah, that's not going to sell is it? (On a somewhat scary and related note: Nyrkki is Finnish for Fist.)"

Ironically, in some kinky markets "Fist" would bring a sharp premium... I do porn reviews for a number of online retailers, kinky and plain vanilla alike.

@charles_barrett: Felix Madison for me.

@charles_barrett: Hopper Meadowlark? First pet was a rabbit, though, so....

Speedy Meadowlark? Parakeet isn't exactly better....

Sport Meadowlark? Bah, not even my dog.

@Mad_Science:
"Rocky LaMirada"
@Maymar:
"Rocky Annamaria"

Given the proper casting, we could get a "Rocky vs. Rocky" slapdown/competition going... the imagination runs wild...

@charles_barrett: Max Wood fer me.

@Tomsk: That makes you your own Odd Couple: Felix Unger and Oscar Madison

Roo (short for Jigarooski) Comanche? No fists here... odd.

@SlantSixMan: "Max Wood fer me."
Holy shit dude! Does this fomula work or what...! Too cool!

@Placebo: "Roo Comanche" has a strong, masculine Native American connotation. It'd work well...!

@charles_barrett: Damn. That means I have get covered in freakin' idiotic tatoos, doesn't it?

*sigh* The things we have to do for our film careers...

BTW, Chas, I do believe you've successfully hijacked this thread with your name-game comment. All for the better; this whole truck nuts thing is getting kinda worn down.

I'm going to attach a single truck nut to my bike and paint it yellow in honor of Lance.

@lascauxcaveman: You said Jacked.

Red Cedar

@lascauxcaveman: Monopoly was not my intention, but it IS a fun parlor game to play, boys and girls can participate, and we probably have all weekend to be silly with this until everything fires up again Monday AM. Besides, traffic is lifeblood to blogging (and no, I'm not in for a cut of anyone's revenue stream). I myself am pleasantly surprised to have struck a chord that is resonating so well.

@13oostedwgn: fifteen years ago a couple co-workers & I, a bunch of junior draftsmen, were bored at work one day.. so we had a contest to come up with the most obscene, yet innocuous name. Rod Standing won.

Necromancer won honorable mention (only because it failed to be innocuous).

@OneWithNature: "Red Cedar" : Again, a good porn "wood" reference...

apologies for the horrible phone-camera quality..

virtual round of beers for anyone who can name the model & make of the dashboard vent prominently visible in the windshield reflection.

"Pip Redbank"

@RoninianHoon: Or "Buster Redbank" I had two dogs...

@Naters4: Win.

Damn if I go with my first pet it would be "Iggy Pond Hill" if I go with my first mammillian pet it would be "Daisy Pond Hill" and finally if I went with my first male pet and the name they changed my street name to it would be "Mo Clintonville"

@RoninianHoon: "Buster Redbank" is much more porn-ish than "Pip Redbank". Reminds one of the old joke of having the nickname "Buster Hymen"...