We were already yawning by the time we made it to the bottom of the press release hailing the beginning of the Horse Power Tee Shot Tour, an unholy union of golf and NASCAR. The new tour will be equipped with drivers from the psuedo-racing series, using only drivers to strike the ball, and being scored not for reaching the hole, but for who gets closest. Topping it off will be Speed teevee further sullying their name by providing coverage. Can one be anything but annoyed by this idea? We can't even properly get our annoyance out, even the press release below the fold annoyingly came as an image file, who does that? Our teeth are grinding.

[Horse Power Tee Shot Tour]