Yowser! Sometimes our commentariat gets a tad b**tchy, and we mean that in the best possible way, because it usually cracks us up. Like, seriously. Just a general announcement: We approve of a little nastified hilarity from time to time, as long as it's all in good fun and preferably at the expense of absurd celebrities. And so, on to COTD.
Gawldamn, that thing's got more rear overhang than Liza Minelli.
Ooof! Bonus point for the creative backwoods patois spelling of the cuss word.