Jalpezabel?

@Dr.Danger: crap...i mean

JALOPEZEBEL?

That's the first non-Glickenhaus Garage 419 I've been able to watch.

Davey somehow neglected to ask him his opinion of the FAFamino.

@PeteJayhawk: He did squeeze in a mention of the Starion, though

@Ray: It's finally official then?

Oh how I pine for thee, Davey G.
The way DAFs would trump FAFs
and you wouldn't run out of gaf
Oh how I pine for thee Davey G.
He was fast as a shark,
hell cut out of the dark.

[Bridge]
mantas tearing 'cross the 'bahn
caminos ripping out stumps
starions drifting 'round and 'round
you made all them look like chumps!

Oh how I pine for thee Davey G.
The way DAFs would trump FAFs
and you wouldn't run out of gaf
Oh how I pine for thee Davey G.
He was fast as a shark,
hell cut out of the dark.

Now theres a face long forgotten by these hallow pages...

If we can vote El Camino, why the H-E-double-hockeystick can't we vote Davey G for TG:USA? I demand answers, BBC and NBC!

@TomAnderson: I don't believe he's in the running. However, you never know who may be...

@Ray Wert: Gotta be Loverman? Or...gasp...you?

@PeteJayhawk: as long as its not Farago...hahahaha

Spinelli, Spinelli

Loverman and Davey G. would make excellent Top Gear USA hosts, but I think the trio should be rounded out with some sort of crazy old coot who would ramble on endlessly with the other presenters gazing glassy eyed trying to find out exactly what that is stuck in his foot long beard. I'm still not sure if this old coot should provide helpful tips, or just spout nonsense. Ideally, the viewer wouldn't be able to tell which crazy old coot they would be getting. That or Bumbeck. But then I would be waiting every week between episodes for more content. If only there was, say, a frequently updated blog where auto news and humorous as well as insightful commentary was posted by those very hosts. Why, that would be Jalopnik.com! Ahhhh. I'm going to watch "Hoons of an Epoch" a thousand times or until my eyes melt and my brain explodes, whichever comes first.

@PeteJayhawk: ;-)