The H3T Alpha, despite sharing DNA with the S-10, is more than a spruced up mid-size truck. The five-foot bed is separate from the cab (unlike an Avalanche or H2) and can accommodate a load up to a 1/2 ton, so that means a pair of dirtbikes are no problem with the tailgate down. Most important, though, are the upgrades to the drivetrain, including e-locker differentials from Eaton, and a high- and low-range transfer case.
Getting a chance to off-road a Hummer is a special treat, and doing it in on the "Hell's Revenge" trail in Moab, UT is nothing short of heaven. The trail is noted for its diverse conditions including slickrock, sand, dramatic inclines and tilts and is rated a 4 out of 4 for difficulty. Getting there was half the fun, as our route took us down the winding Utah State Highway 128 that hugs the Colorado River through Castle Valley.
This is the Alpha version, which means it's outfitted with the 300HP, 5.3-liter V8, instead of the inline-five on the base model. The wheels are 16" split rims with 33" BF Goodrich tires for extra off-road capability. Leather seats, body match painted grille, sunroof, roof lights, reverse cam, nav system and power everything round out the options package. Protective plates are fitted underneath the truck to help keep the most vulnerable parts intact. Offered as a standard package, the four shields protect the front, oil pan, transfer case and fuel tank.
The really surprising thing about the H3T is its innate ability to tackle off-road trails. Despite its Hot Wheels looks, it's actually a completely capable vehicle off-road, even with its relatively long wheelbase. When put into Crawl Mode the holding power of the gears and engine braking are enough to keep the vehicle under control on grades up to 60%. The limited-slip differentials negated the need to lock the differentials on all but the toughest of obstacles. The 4.10 final drive ratio provides plenty of get up and go, too. Ground clearance was adequate, but the frame took more than a few good knocks during the day. During an obstacle called Hell's Gate, the truck wound up losing footing and tipping the passenger side into the cliff face, but the tires kept any of the side panels from getting damaged and allowed the Hummer to climb right out of the hole.
On the highway, acceleration is healthy. Driving on 128, along the Colorado River, the H3T felt a lot like a truck. I could feel the tar snakes and bumps in the uneven pavement. Because of the height of the driving position, 60 mph feels more like 45, even with the bouncy ride. The cabin is well-insulated from road noise. The windshield is far enough away to almost give the impression of watching a flat panel TV. Finding reference points for correct lane placement took a few minutes, as in any new car, but I never did get quite comfortable enough to loosen up on my concentration on a two-lane highway. The feeling of dissociation probably fades as one racks up the miles, but there definitely seems to be a learning curve.
On the inside, there weren't any rattles, on or off the highway. The doors are solid and heavy, and do their part to eat road noise. The leather, heated, power, tilt bucket seats are nothing short of awesome. Absolutely comfortable and luxurious, but also practical and solid. Control positioning is all within reach and placed where one would expect to find things on a domestic car. The dash lighting scheme has a bit of thought behind it, and it looks great behind the analog/digital combo instrument panel. Fortunately, the design team toned down the chrome to a subtle brushed-aluminum flashing on the entertainment and climate control portion of the dash. One problem with the placement of the entertainment/nav system is that it creates a distracting reflection in the flat glass of the rear window, making rear view mirror use a bit tough at night. Fortunately, there's a rear vision system with camera built into the bumper and screen built into the rear view mirror. Which at least helps when you're reversing around a parking lot.
The results speak for themselves: after a day of abuse from novice and amateur alike, there wasn't much battle damage and nothing broke. Apart from some scuffed underbelly armor, chaffed tires and a bucket or two of dust, the Hummer looked like it'd just come back from the grocery store.














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it looks pretty cool at night..
i like it.
i wish it got better MPGS.. Diesel...
It's the HUMMER H3T "That is Fully Erect!" Edition.
So is this something Hummer is actually going to offer, or is it a one-off tuning shop creation? I didn't quite understand that from the intro.
Sweet pics, sounds like a fun time!
I like some of the compositions of the later images, but it looks like someone broke out the Hummer® Ugly Stick and went postal on that thing.
Walker, texas ranger?
Excellent photos. The photographs accompanying the reviews have improved so much in the last few months.
I sure hope acceleration is healthy, with a 300hp v8 and 4.10 final drive. Wonder what the rpms are at 65mph.
Can someone do up a comparison of cost/capability/economy of this vs. a Z71 pickup? Because unless I am missing something, it's a way to spend a lot of money to look like someone with no sense, length, or girth.
So...why don't they just drop a V8 in a GMC Canyon and call it a day?
Wow will you guys review anything that automakers give you the keys to?
No thanks.
Gimme one of these.
Not a bad truck. I wish the payload was higher, but otherwise, this is a pretty serious four wheeler. Do the hubs lock front and rear?
@BMWCARL: You say that like its a bad thing.
@Feds: I think a better comparison would be the Chevrolet Colorado/GMC Canyon/i-Series/Holden etc...
If it is close to the same platform, GMT355, then it is the same crap regurgitated and marked up.
God damn this is the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time. And if I was going to go 4-wheeling, I'd build myself a truck for half the price that'd be twice as capable.
@PeteJayhawk: They're going to, for 2009. It's a 5.3L Vortec, with 300hp/320lb-ft (same as the H3).
too bad lions back is closed. otherwise you could have really felt just how heavy of a truck it is, when it comes crunching down after burning out the brakes and transmission trying to descend.
/done lions back 2x and survived.
//not to be attempted in anything close to this vehicles weight.
@Dr.Danger: Bigger engine, 4:1 transfer case, locking diffs front and rear. It's mostly GMT355, but those little additions make all the difference in the world.
The H3 would be a great offroader if it were like 8k cheaper and you could actually see where you were going. Oh, and if gas weren't $3.75/gal.
I think I'd still rather have an FJ Cruiser or Wrangler Unlimited.
@ash78: Hummer already offers it. New for 2009.
Can I has prerunner?
[whiny voice] I wanna go play! [/whiny voice]
All hat, no cowboy. Seriously. Plastic on a truck? What's next, leather interiors? Sunroofs? _AIR CONDITIONING_???
Maybe me and my '92 Dodge Cummins 4x4 Club Cab are about 30 years behind the times...but I'd still take it over this stupid thing. I'll wager the 3/4 ton Dodge gets better mpg, too.
All your gas are belong to me
Ugliest mall assault vehicle ever.
@Mad_Science: Yeah I am off my game today, I overlooked the Bigger engine and off-road goodies.
It still gives me a Meh.
Leather seats on an off-road vehicle?
So I can slide all over the place while trying to navigate the challenges of the "Hells Revenge" trail?
WTF?
Give me corduroy or give me death.
That's got to be about the most sensible, useful Hummer yet. Unfortunately few of its prospective buyers will be sensible and actually put it to good use.
Also, it needs more diesel.
Hummermino!!
Just when you think a Hummer couldn't get uglier. Those GM boys are always thinking.
I wanna be a designer for Hummer. Must be the easiest job in the world: Walk to copier. Take H1 design sheets and shrink to size. Turn in. Walk back to cubicle. Surf internet.
@Mad_Science: So what you're saying is you want a Colorado with the extra offroad toys, right?
I admit though, my inner five-year old, feeling deprived of playing with Tonkas, wants one of these a little. Not enough to sign the cheque, just enough to want to play with someone elses.
@Dr.Danger:
Just quick clicking on the Chevy Canada website, you can get all of the H3T stuff in a Sierra Crew Cab(5.3l, locking diffs, big tires, Z71, etc, etc....)
and you wind up with a 7500 lb tow capacity, and probably a coule thow for payload as well, and I'll guess that it'll be cheaper.
Point is, for less money, you get more capability out of a Sierra, and some ability not to be immediately called out as a tool for driving it.
@Feds: Well yes... but remember this is their "tough luxury" brand, right? So in the same sense, you can get everything you get in a 'Slade in a Tahoe or Yukon, and only have to pay, what, $90k instead of $160k? Stupid... overpriced... why in my day... uphill both ways... snow in july... liked it that way... dagnabbit.
Sorry... I seem to have had a little stroke there.
Hummers are meant to be overpriced. (Sigh. There is no way to reword that line so that it doesn't sound dirty.) Chevy wants us to think of them as a luxury brand that we pay a premium for the honour of owning.
@Feds: You can only get a rear locking diff, and it's not a selectable locker, it's the crappy GM "auto" locker that's total crap offroad. Also, no 4:1 transfer case, which is a real killer app.
But, I will give you that if you need a truck, there are better trucks than the H3T, and if you need an offroader that you could drive regularly, there are better options there, too.
...which pretty much confirms that there's not much of a reason to buy an H3T...at least not a good one.
@Feds: Nice, I was too lazy to look around. I knew you could build this for cheaper.
I would rather pick and choose my own aftermarket parts.
You guys are missing the point and the point is that this is going to be cool when rich dummies are done with them and resale has tanked and I can pick one up cheap.
I will get a H3. I just got a 95 Geo so some quick math should bring us up to about 2030 and I'll be able to swing it.
Are those stock tires? Either way, does anyone have sizing information? I would like these on a H3 Alpha (no T).
Thanks.
I'll wait for the gold master.
/Me trying-too-hard Duh
well as long as it isn't a buggy nightly build.
@mechimike: I believe the expression is "all hat, no cattle" though "all hat, no horse" seems to be a legitimate alternative in some circles.
I think that Hummer really managed to get a pretty bad rep that they're having a hard time shaking. Serious 4wheelers consider them pretentious while others consider them wasteful gas-guzzlers. This new "purpose built" campaign may help, but I think if they want to really change their image they have to do something a little more radical - like only allowing cars in flat-black or sand colors, no chrome, steel wheels (lock-bolted on so nobody can put dubs on 'em) with nobbies, no AC and no leather interior. That'd make sure that the only people who drive them were pretty serious about offroading.
So, we have estabilshed, fully 2 days before the Jalop Final Summation, that this is a completely pointless vehicle for anyone who has more sense than money. Well done team!
If only Chrycerberus were smart enough to unleash the Unlimited Pickup avec diesel upon us...
Gawldamn, that thing's got more rear overhang than Liza Minelli.
@weatherman: They need to make the 4 wheeled equivalent of these. Although I think Jeep just about has it covered.
Why?
Abilities aside, that thing is Ridgeline ugly, with enough old-school Avalanche (also very ugly) plasticyness to impress a stadium-sized Tupperwear party.
So, uh... Hummer actually made something that works properly off-road? What?
@BMWCARL:
I would!
for fuck sakes!
Mid-sized...the smallest trucks of every manufacturer in the US are all mid-sized now. Whatever happened to compact pickups?
A couple more years of rising fuel prices, and Kia, Toyota, Honda, Suzuki, and MAYBE Mazda and Hyundai can deliver the coup de grace to the US auto-industry, I guess, as they'll be the only ones ready to deliver them. I suppose GM might have something via Daewoo...
I thought my new 1114 was heavy, and ugly. This thing takes the cake though.
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I would like to see them put some of the ergonomic work that they put into this truck, into the new 1151. I could really use that seat, I hate sitting on top of the battery box.
H3 Alpha climbs some crazy hills in Moab, the same place the review picture was taken! Enjoy!
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