We thought it couldn't have been possible for a car commercial to out-cheeze Ford's '69 Torino ad, but we may have a contender here from The General. The Fifth Dimension, of "Up, Up, and Away" and "Age of Aquarius" fame, have put on their flammable outfits and are ready to move some iron off the lot. Move along with Impala by Chevrolet!

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