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We received an email from a friend in which they claimed to have just seen the "craziest video ever on the Internet." Now, forgive us for being skeptical, but that's an extraordinarily bold statement. The Internet is a big place and almost designed from the get-go as an outlet for the wacky and bizarre, once it graduated from being a means to communicate in the aftermath of nuclear Armageddon to a place to display funny pictures of cats and homebrewed celebrity pr0n. And yet, after a half-hour visit to the link, we were rocking back and forth in the corner contemplating what had just been witnessed.
We received an email from a friend in which they claimed to have just seen the "craziest video ever on the Internet." Now, forgive us for being skeptical, but that's an extraordinarily bold statement. The Internet is a big place and almost designed from the get-go as an outlet for the wacky and bizarre, once it graduated from being a means to communicate in the aftermath of nuclear Armageddon to a place to display funny pictures of cats and homebrewed celebrity pr0n. And yet, after a half-hour visit to the link, we were rocking back and forth in the corner contemplating what had just been witnessed.There is simply no way the animated content we viewed was produced without the assistance of extremely illegal substances. The Wachowskis may be pushing the envelope on chemically aided imagination with their remake of Speed Racer, but this takes things to a whole new level. Above is a sample of outtakes we remixed. Pay attention for Jeremy Clarkson's head with an elephantine nose walking on four arms. Shudder. And for more, go to Cyriak
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I understand now
I repeat, DO NOT eat the Brown acid... the ones that say "I feel good" on them.
If Monty Python were still around this is what they would be doing. Weird stuff, but funny.
ehhhhhhhhhh What the hell?
-Body Massage.
CarmantruckcombinebabyjesuspoliceheadnosescootervanflicksquishfrogJCBbananamanwormfaceVWwalk.
I totally get it.
@voodoojoo: holy cow I'm totally going so fast! aw f*ck!
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Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!
Directed by Terry Gilliam
@Isetta: Either that, or they'd be directing awful Brothers Grimm movies, making travel documentaries, cashing enormous checks for doing small parts in bad movies, and endlessly capitalizing on their past successes.
@Ω βгåғғ™:
Too fast for me...
@Ω βгåғғ™:
Yeah I picked that up too.
@Mark Arnold: IM A COMPUTER!
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!
If you like that you should like this guy:[www.larrycarlson.com]
+ Watch video
The banana slipping on the guy slipping on the banana is funny.
Give him the stick.
DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!
I ran across this guy about 6 months ago and was amazed.
Nowhere near as crazy as Hyakugojyuuichi.
Wankas
Last one there is a penis pump.
I think I've found a new religion here.
The badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom snake are gonna miss me.
Jalopnik, meet b3ta. Having been a regular visitor to b3ta's site for more than a few years now, it's fun to see when one of its regular contributors goes viral - or when their wackiness shows up in the commercial world. The spongmonkeys being used for a Quizno's campaign is still the most shocking event of that type - but equally shocking was Coca-Cola Brazil's ripping off of Joel Veitch's ninja kittens flash video for a bottle cap campaign.
And yes, the badger video was another early hit from a regular b3tan.
Gad. Zooks.
That giant subway caterpillar with some random face (an obscure British B-list celebrity, that's my guess) was what really freaked me the fuck out.
Makes The Wall on peyote look like a History Channel documentary.
Thank you Cyriak, I am healed! Jesus cop done drive on water, Hear me now, dung beetle!
@Dr.Danger:
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
@ƂƵЯ:
That`ll be Lionel Blair, [en.wikipedia.org]
Crazy[www.superdeluxe.com]
@Молотов: FUCK, WE ARE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!
@Buckster: The Will Farrell/Pearl McKay videos are the best.
@Dr.Danger: Wait, that was on [www.funnyordie.com] , it might also be on superdeluxe. (Blocked by my work at the moment)
@Dr.Danger: [www.funnyordie.com]
The Professor Brothers has quickly become a favorite of mine...
Go find the one where they discuss Keifer Sutherland giving movie pitches... amazing....
Isolated... Here's Jezzaphantidae in animated gif form:
[www.cyriak.co.uk]
That was utterly magnificent! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Wow. The Clanger in the Lunar Rover was priceless.
@ƂƵЯ: Lionel Blair.
Now I have every animated gif avatar I'll ever need for the rest of my life.
@Dr.Danger: It's just three easy steps: just flip it, stick it, and seeyalaterbye!
fantastic!
@ƂƵЯ: Thats actually a re-done scene from one of the Men in Black Movies, I think.
Anyways, im pretty sure taking acid is somewhat similar to this. . .
@Isetta:
I thought it was quite Pythonesque myself,and certainly very British!
I've never dropped acid,but it can't be much wilder than that. Two friends of mind did take some one night though. One couldn't stop laughing,and the other one saw giant moles digging tunnels in the yard.
It's the end of the world as we know it ...
This begs to have GIFs made of it...
wow...
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What in the name of Tony Amendola was that? I must have it.
I need to put that thing into Encyclopedia Dramatica now. By posting this, Jalopnik has made 7chan's /b/tards look like amateurs.
That's entertaining and amusing, but definitely is NOT the craziest thing ever seen on the internet. There are so many examples it's not worth posting any of them.
I heard the acid is good in London
That's a Cyriak innit. Echoing earlier comment - Jalopnik - meet B3ta. Nice to meet you!
@voodoojoo: Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!
All the people in that are b-list stars past and present in the UK entertainment sphere. If you REALLY want your heads bent then I can only recommend another of his videos... 'Moo'
[www.cyriak.co.uk]
So that's what hell is like...
Thats' weird I had a dream just like that one time. Except the queen shot milk from here nose instead of lasers out the eyeball.
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