
We thought we'd seen every possible accessory a Dodge Rampage could possibly need, but we were wrong. Oh, so very wrong. TheEastBayKid found this 1984 Dodge Rampage with Sub Lime paint and a custom-etched mural entitled Sexy Chick In Space on the rear glass. Yes! This is right on so many levels that all I can do is express my disappointment that we've already removed the rear glass from our race car and thus have no canvas suitable for this Mr. Guise's etching skills.[Cardomain]
What Every Rampage Needs: Sexy Chick In Space!
12:00 PM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Murilee Martin
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Only $3,500 without the stereo.
I have a bad taste in my mouth.
God, how I miss the 80's.
Wow...freaking amazing. Just fantastic with that lime-green and rear fender stripe. The fact that he did that etching by hand gives him a million or more points on the badass scale.
@lascauxcaveman: You mean 70s. Space girl murals/etchings were from the 70s.
No mention of his lust for a Neon based Rampage? Slackers...
Won't allow hotlink, here is a link [memimage.cardomain.net]
Now that's a hot piece of glass!
This is going to look awesome on the rear window of my Neonapage.
I'd tap that glass.
If I were a dragon, I'd tap that cartruck.
I'm not a big fan of etched glass myself, but the guy has got a pretty good website, and does nice work...
[www.geocities.com]
I'm going to go out on a limb here, and bet that this guy is going to eventually build that Neonpage that he photoshopped.
If she didn't have what appears to be a set of teeth over one eye, and a huge ice cream scoop jammed into her ear, she'd be pretty hot.
The guy does good work. We've maxed out his Geocities bw for the month.
And the Rampage is full-on badass. If it's as clean as it immediately looks, $3500 is a good price.
This car makes me want to grow a mullet, buy a RATT wife-beater, and cruise to the local AutoZone with Pat Benatar in the tape deck with Dolby B and Metal on.
Does it have a HEMI?
I was looking at Uranus. Greg's art is unbelievable.
@Vipper Of Vipp: Racist.
I'd let this Borg Queen assimilate me into her collective if she'd promise not to dig her tool-enhanced limbs into my back.
Easy to spot these guys.
They are invariably alone.
Urectum
Nobody wants to be uranus
Sexy Chick On Your Rear Windshield: For when sexy chicks everywhere else just aren't enough.
@taxbaby: I thought "you can never have too many sexy chicks" was self-evident.
Nice, very nice. If a space girl had a glass ass, she wouldn't hop, would she?
@THE POLAЯ ABIDES:
Heh, heh, good one.
That 'Page was truly awesome. I love the custom bumblebee stripe. My inner Kermit approves.
@Bauhaus: I think it's the unspoken conclusion of 'all men are created equal'.
Oh founding fathers, why didn't you include the whole sentence?!
I guess if you were receiving oral sex from a less than appealing provider,
you could just look out the back window in the rear-view mirror.
Rampages are great. Love the idea of a Neon based one. The window I could do without.
@THE POLAЯ ABIDES: zing!
Remind me--this is going to get him laid how, exactly?
If I happen to pull up behind this glass, I might have to spank that thang!
Gives a new meaning to the words of the great Philosopher from SeaTown, Sir Mix-A-Lot: "Put 'em on tha glass!"
I'm flabbergasted, this is flipping sweet!
I would have titled it "Monocle'd cyborg space hooker" but I guess a rose by any other name....
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