Porsche just dropped a presser on us which has us scratching our heads. Any time we read words like "Porsche" and "First" and "Shown" in a press release, we expect the things contained therein to be, you know, Porsches being shown for the first time. In this case, that's maybe only partially true. In breathless verbiage, we're told all about the amazing new Porsche Cayenne GTS, Porsche 911 GT2, Porsche Boxster RS60 Spyder and the racing Porsche RS Spyder. Problem is we've already seen the Porsche Cayenne GTS and the Porsche 911 GT2 in the flesh, the Porsche Boxster RS60 Spyder has been both on the web and boring for nigh on three and a half months. And it would be a shock if the Porsche RS Spyder which has already won more races than we care to count wasn't pretty well known. So at the end of the day, we're really confused on exactly what it is we're supposed to be excited about here. But — the press release in all of it's breathlessness is below the jump.
THREE PORSCHE FIRSTS TO BE SHOWN AT THE GREATER NEW YORK INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOWWorld's first 300+hp Boxster, world's first 400+hp naturally aspirated Cayenne, world's first 500+hp 911: all in the Porsche stand at the Javits Center
New York, March 17, 2008 - In 2003, many pundits speculated that Porsche's move into the Sport Utility field would herald the end of the brand and the sports cars with which its name is synonymous. This year's press day's display at the 2008 Greater New York International Auto Show proves once and for all that every drop of that sports car DNA flows strong through the veins of every vehicle Porsche makes, today and in the future.In 1960, Porsche earned its special place in motorsports history when the relatively small displacement Type 718 RS 60 Spyder took Porsche's very first International endurance win at the 12 Hours of Sebring. Overnight, Porsche became "The Giant Killer" having knocked off its bigger-bore, higher horsepower competition, including several factory Ferrari, Maserati.
To pay homage to that "Giant Killer," Porsche will introduce the Limited Edition Boxster RS60. With over 300 horsepower and a number of special "Boxster RS60" features, this commemorative sports car promises to capture the legacy of its forefathers in a package you can drive everyday.
Since the first Cayenne was introduced in 2003, Porsche has worked tirelessly to improve the breed. The latest of the new generation Cayennes is the 405 hp GTS. This vehicle proves that once again, Porsche has elevated the standard by which all other SUVs will be be judged. The Porsche Cayenne GTS, which has been called "the best handling SUV in the world," will be on display with its Porsche siblings.
For those who continue to insist in the face of overwhelming facts that Porsche has lost its focus on its core business, sports cars, Porsche will be displaying the ultimate 911 - the 530 horsepower, 505 lb. ft. of torque, 200+ mph Porsche 911 GT2. The GT2 demonstrates how Porsche is continuing to refine, improve and invest in its core sports car business.In 2007, the Porsche RS Spyder proved once again that Porsche's heritage as a giant killer is alive and well. The Penske Team went to battle against the previously all-dominating Audi LMP1s with a lighter, more nimble, more fuel efficient, smaller displacement LMP2 car. The results will stand as one of the most spectacular seasons of racing seen in North America in decades. Taking 11 of 12 class victories and a stunning eight overall victories, Porsche once again demonstrated its technological prowess and reinforced its reputation for winning.
Last weekend, the RS Spyder once again proved the name "giant killer" remains appropriate by not only winning its class at Sebring, but winning the overall victory over more powerful competition in America's most famous sports car race. The 2008 Porsche RS Spyder will be on display at the Porsche booth for the duration of the Greater New York International Auto Show.
The Limited Edition Boxster RS 60, Cayenne GTS, 911 GT2 and the RS Spyder are currently on sale in the United States with a base price of $64,900, $69,300, $191,700 and $1,500,000 respectively.
Porsche Cars North America, Inc., based in Atlanta, GA, and, Porsche Cars Canada, Ltd., based in Mississauga, Ontario, are the two importers of Porsche sports cars and Cayenne sport utility vehicles for the United States and Canada respectively. Each is a wholly owned, indirect subsidiary of Dr. Ing.h.c. F. Porsche AG. Combined, these two subsidiaries employ approximately 250 people who provide Porsche vehicles, parts, service, marketing and training for 200 U.S. and 12 Canadian dealers. They, in turn, provide Porsche owners with best-in-class service.













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Isn't "Best-handling SUV in the world" about the same title as "Most Athletic Paraplegic"?
@PhoneticLorin: Slow Golf Clap, well played.
@PhoneticLorin: These guys would like to have a word with you.
Im sorry but on this glorious "National ElCamino Day" I consider anything about a snooty Porsche a waste of my time. I'll read this post tomorrow...
Bah, they probably figure that any carmaker could call anything a world debut, considering how very not in-tune with the automotive world 99.9999999% of New Yorkers are.
Hell, most attendees will probably walk past the Mercury stand and exclaim, "They're still around?!"
Oh, wait, that happens at every American auto show. Bad example.
@PhoneticLorin: TIMMY!
@PhoneticLorin: Dang. You got a mean streak... Excellent.
@ash78: Having run in more than my share of marathons with wheelchair divisions, I don't like PhoneticLorin's odds at trying to outrun one of those sonsabitches.
@TomAnderson: Mercury? They're still around?
@ash78: Zing.
"Premier", or "premiere"? Just axin'
This would have been a more appropriate première...
I swear I think they did this simply for this line at the end
"The Limited Edition Boxster RS 60, Cayenne GTS, 911 GT2 and the RS Spyder are currently on sale in the United States with a base price of $64,900, $69,300, $191,700 and $1,500,000 respectively."
@sos10: +100 if that thing's got dual tanks. -50 if the idiot simply pulled up on the wrong side.
I remember when the latest 911 was unveiled, I was absolutely at odds with the new headlights. Thought they went in entirely the wrong direction.
Now, I've come around and think they are absolutely perfect.
As I recall from last year's show, they didn't display anything more interesting than a Carrera 4S droptop...so maybe they're trying to make it up.
I like Porsches. I think most people here on Jalopnik like Porsches. Even people who can't afford one, or who will never in their lives be able to drive one, may have some interest in the cars as esoteric objects of desire. But issuing a 'press release' on cars with an average price of $456,475.00 (yes I did the math) when in fact nothing new about them is mentioned, and even having the audacity to include such stratospheric prices in the text, simply irritates people. For one thing, those who would buy these cars KNOW what they cost. For another, those who lust after them, like sweet stories of their superlative features and excesses, which they didn't get. And lastly, if you have nothing new to say, then the press doesn't need to hear about it. Porsche really doesn't need any press anyway. So why did they bother? I'm flummoxed.
@FightingChance: I thought it made the front look too much like the Boxster. Not that it matters what I think. I'm 8 or 10 tax brackets from the intended audience.
The new Cayenne BS is an excellent option for former Bear Stearns stockbrokers who need to permanently lower their public profile.
I'd like to point out that this post has nothing to do with El Caminos.
* Uhmm, sorry but didnt these World Premiere's just take place in Geneva? I mean, I was there & saw them with my own 2 eyes. I have the press kit. Que pasa?
Dear Porsche AG,
If it's not a Cayman upgraded with a bigger engine (not just DFI, but more liters) and LSD, then don't bother.
Sincerely,
Someone with the money but is never going to buy a 911.
@DoctorNine: I disagree strongly. I'd like EVERY advertisement and product press release state the total purchase price. In fact, this should be regulated to eliminate the "dollar down, dollar when you catch me" financing shenanigans.
Those who can't stand to see the honest prices shouldn't be shopping for a new Porsche.
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