We most assuredly do not heart intolerance of any sort—of human beings, anyway. Certain cars are another story. And when you think about, neither do most Americans—"life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness," and all that—nor citizens of the world. Unfortunately, nasty seething plain-old meanness has been known to break out in the anonymous realms of the online ecosphere, requiring editorial types to wander into the fray and request civility. Thankfully, we never have to do that with our Jalopnik commenters.
And for that, our gratitude doth overflow for our community and their refusal to engage in the Internet crackhits of homophobia and racism. So much so that we are awarding COTD to ALL the Jalopnik commenters today, for making our lives easier and the Web a better place to hang out. Let's face it, y'all were just raised right.