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We most assuredly do not heart intolerance of any sort—of human beings, anyway. Certain cars are another story. And when you think about, neither do most Americans—"life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness," and all that—nor citizens of the world. Unfortunately, nasty seething plain-old meanness has been known to break out in the anonymous realms of the online ecosphere, requiring editorial types to wander into the fray and request civility. Thankfully, we never have to do that with our Jalopnik commenters.
And for that, our gratitude doth overflow for our community and their refusal to engage in the Internet crackhits of homophobia and racism. So much so that we are awarding COTD to ALL the Jalopnik commenters today, for making our lives easier and the Web a better place to hang out. Let's face it, y'all were just raised right.
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Yes! I finally won! (Though I was kinda hoping y'all would pick up on my little "new Bugatti Royale" remarks.)
This is the gayest post I've ever read. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
We're too distracted by the antics of your crackhead IT department to fight.
Wow, my first COTD. Don't I feel special!
@NatefromOgden: +1
@NatefromOgden: First person of the year, now this.
awww. group hug at the movie Saturday?
We all still get t-shirts, right?
I heart enlightened gearheads.
What? no free tshirts?
I'm still waiting for my check from the last one...
Damn, I have to share my COTD with all of these goddamn (insert racial slur here).
Am we having fum yet?
Ugh. Am=Are. I'm going home.
Yay, we're all winners! Isn't that what they say to "special" people? Since everybody wins, are we gonna have a whore-off?
Hmmmmmmm, I smell a cop out. If ya don't want to run with the big dogs stay on the porch! Just kidding! This is a very friendly forum and the better for it. I must say it starts with the writers and editors keeping a light hearted approach to something that is obviously a passion for us all. Any negativity is extremely creative in nature and brings an upturn to the edges of my lips! I guess what I'm saying is I love you man!
It just dosen't feel right.......
Man, I really thought my first COTD would be for my comment in the ZR1 thread about how I like my women like I like my slicks.
Hooray for all of uth! Jeethuth critht, we're tho awethome!
WHORE OFF!!!!!
YAY!!!! I Have finally won a COTD.
Thanx for making this a wonderful day.
Now were do I claim my award?
@Race7117: In a man-crush kinda way, no doubt... ;-P
All right! I'm somebody now!
@Race7117: Well, except for Travis. That boy ain't right.
Say it loud, say it proud!
We're here, we're Jalopniks, and so are some of you. We're here, we're Jalopniks, and so are some of you...
@graverobber: We should throw ourselves a Jalopnik-Pride parade... But where will we find any cars to enter *snort* *chuckle* ...?
This means $5 off at Jalopnik Pizza (four metro locations to serve you), right?
I had one comment today, because I was, like, doing my real job..... sometimes I should just take a couple of weeks off from this site.....
I've been through a couple forums type sites and I haven't stayed many places. Say your piece and don't get dragged into the fray. It's not necessary and it doesn't add anything.
There's a difference between opinion and needing to be right and I think y'all do a great job of differentiating. Dang, how many syllables is that?
This is a very civilized site. I could hang out with you people.
you wanna argue about it?
Winnr! Wooh. What! What is this, the specil olmpiycs?
Ok, that was low, im sorry. Group hug. It should be Jalops "Soul Warming" Tuesday!
Someone is watching.....it must mean that.....or is this some extreme left thing that means that evrybody are equal and it doesn't matter what you do....
I don't care..... I won!!
@mytdawg: Hell yes, I love Jalopnik. We all came here for the news, and stayed for the debates about the merits of various Nazi Death Machines.
Didn't feel like reading the posts today?
@Paul Y. Rocks: Not everybody knows the fine points of German engineering. But somebody here does. How many of you bastards are German engineers?
Wait, that's just not right.
i dont know somethin smells here lol
Hey, first time I've won COTD just for showing up!
This is getting too easy. I blame Canada.
Tolerance... It's the new black...
(Sometimes I slay myself with double entendre)
@wyatt_1st: Sorry, I haven't showered yet...
@wyatt_1st: next thing you know, they'll be nominating themselves.
Commenter of the Day: Ray Wert!
"I am the greatest Jalopnik editor ever"
Hahaha! what will he think of next?
I don't see the point of this. You act like the internet is some haven of crackpot conspiracy theorists and vile-mouthed bigots anonymously posting hateful and prejudiced statements.
Seriously, who the fuck is Matthew Debord?!
@DoctorNine: Is that what happened to Doctors One thru Eight?
Dammit! Meetings all day = no comments = no COTD. Oh, there will be blood.
COMMENTERS OF THE DISPASSIONATE!
Y'know, it's really hot when you compliment me, Jalopnik.
I'd pack your bearings, if you know what I mean.
@1300ccsoffury: WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES BROWN?
@cyclopticgaze: Naïveté. Beautiful, isn't it.
All I can say, is that it's about damned time.
I'll love my neighbor only if she has tits.
@RoninianHoon: Anything with balls I will drink beer with while we burn meat.
Welcome to Jalopnik.com! While you're here,
you might not want to drop the soap...
@B: I'm so happy about my first COTD win, I think "gay" adequately describes my emotional level right now.
@charles_barrett: Have the dragons taught you nothing? There are plenty of Barracudas, Marlins, and weird Mercedes fish-shaped cars in the sea.
@beercheck: We will not speak of this...
@beercheck: And don't ask me about Elliot either.
Mr DeBord,
Crops are raised, Children are reared. Next thing you know you will refer to something inanimate as best of breed.....
And to the high Reverend Polar....Don't be dissing the Godfather!
RoninianHoon,
I have tits; flat but none the less, technically tits and as useful as those on the proverbial wild male hog.
Do you love me or can we just drink and burn animal flesh? (I prefer Scotch)
Congrats to us all!!!!!