While we'd prefer to get into the Turbo Zone with a Fuego, the naturally-aspirated GTX was obviously quite the mysterious machine. Look how angry it gets when gyrocopter-equipped spy photographers attempt to capture it on film in its desert habitat (where, apparently, it emerges from its underground bunker only to spin a few donuts in the sand). We're not sure what year Fuego we're seeing here, though it appears to be from the 1981-83 era.

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