Pahrump: Whores, Poker, Drive-Thru Bars=Good... 24 Hours of LeMons=BadS

So the organizers of the 24 Hours of LeMons series had seven races scheduled for the 2008 season, including one at the Spring Mountain Motorsports Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada. Pahrump, as you might know, is home to the most famous legal brothels in North America... but the SMMR overlords have decided that an eveny featuring $500 race cars is insufficiently "upmarket" (their word) for their venue (tellingly called a "ranch" instead of a "racetrack"), and have decreed that There Shall Be No LeMons In Pahrump. [24 Hours of LeMons]