I'll get this out of the way right off the bat: These advertisements are not associated in any way with Toyota, they were done by an artist with a sense of humor. With that being said, remember the farting cow Prius commercial? If you thought that was one classy piece of marketing, take a look at these print-style advertisements for the Prius that demonstrate how owning The Mightiest Hybrid of Them ALL compensates, in a way, for other lifestyle choices.

The message the ads are trying to get across is closer to the truth true than anything that would ever come out of a cow's ass in Fresno, CA. Prostitution? Murder? Adultery? It's A-OK, just as long as you drive a Prius! [Arab Aquarius via Winding Road]