After writing the headline above, the following question occurred to me: does Lynyrd Skynyrd clearly pronounce the word naked as nekkid in the song "Saturday Night Special?" Such is the sort of puzzler we contemplate on a Monday morning, but don't let such stuff distract you from the breathtakingly huge variety of weird hood ornaments you can buy from Mascots Unlimited. Hippos, hedgehogs, even a chrome thistle. The prices are breathtaking, too, but you get what you pay for with hood ornaments... or do you? Seeing this stuff reminds me we're due for another DOTS Hood Ornament poll! [Mascots Unlimited]

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