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We really like these guys, they know how to start off a video - couple of reports from a camouflaged pump action shot gun and you've got our attention. They seem to have stumbled into a junkyard with a copious supply of perfectly drivable, and yet totally disposable cars. Take that set up, add the sketchiest looking ramp we've seen in a while, a little ACDC, and you've got the makin's for a good ole time. Dirty deeds indeed.
Guns and Ramping, Can Life Get Better?
We really like these guys, they know how to start off a video - couple of reports from a camouflaged pump action shot gun and you've got our attention. They seem to have stumbled into a junkyard with a copious supply of perfectly drivable, and yet totally disposable cars. Take that set up, add the sketchiest looking ramp we've seen in a while, a little ACDC, and you've got the makin's for a good ole time. Dirty deeds indeed.
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5:45 PM on Fri Feb 29 2008
By Ben Wojdyla
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They truly live in a wonderland.
Wow...it couldn't just be a regular Remington 870, you had to go with camo. The single-minded hoon-larity of it all!
wow. when one quits running, they just go get another one. i wanna hang out for a weekend - i'll even bring a keg.
All that's needed is some sweet redneck betties and this is nirvana for those who think High School is "putting on airs".
FYI semi auto not a pump action
That's a moment of Zen!
"All Stuns are Performed by Professional Rednecks"
once again, so glad i live in a city with things to do...
That's the ad in the Dale Earnhardt DVD for his
"Who Needs a Hans Device School of Driving."
I give the van-jump A++++++++++, would watch again.
Wow... that's the best of the day. Fantastic.
Guns. Beer. Jumping cars into a pile of cars.
Hoon of the Forever.
@jeremyc: That's Canadian Healthcare for ya, eh!
@やのГ人Ӄ: I sweard I was somewheres elses?!?1/11/1!?1/1/1!?1!?11!
Post like this are why I love Jalopnik so much.
I have found a new mission in life. This video FTW!
They don't look very professional, but this is some pretty good hoonage.
@weconway:
Truer words were never spoken!
Long live the Jalop!
Wow -- that's some ramp!
Sometimes I wish I lived in a town with nothing to do. Maybe I'll retire early and start a junkyard out east in... like 30 years or something.
Sorry for the double post, but I forgot to mention that this video is awesome. Those guys definitely know how to make their own fun without hurting anyone... uh, make that anyone who isn't a willing participant.
@Thirty-Nine: Yeah, they really got everything they could out of that shitty little ramp. 12 thumbs up!
For information concerning local hoonage, cheap luxury auto parts, untaxed cigarettes, and BBQ ribs, stop at Billy Bob's Tractor Supply.
This is probably the best hoon to date. It will take a lot to top this one!
Howsabout these guys and Team Jersey HFS in the first ever hoon olympics? Complete with big hair house band and Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap?
Let the Games Begin!
I appreciate all the laughter today. Great way to end a less-than-pleasant week.
"Oh sure, Little Mister...! It's all fun and games until somebody puts an eye out...! Then what...? Time-out Mister, and tell all your little friends that they need to go home now, and that I'll be calling their parents later today. And no Top Gear for you tonight...!"
hey where'd it go?
The first van jump was sublime.
These brave little beaters were wailing Niel Young as they went out in a blaze of glory. "It's better to burn out than to fade away.."
Because, you know, Rust Never Sleeps
That's just freakin' hoontacular.
PGH. Professional Grade Hoons.
love the 'just one more' comment after driving the buick into whatever it was at the start...
past that... sweet ramp!!
love the timex edition VW!
oh... and they'd get extra points if they rigged up some 'brick on gas pedal/steering wheel tied in place' autopilot system to make an airborne moving target.... maybe next time
CAR~PILE!
Poor little MkII Golf! That makes baby Jesus cry.
Perfect... Sublime even, hoonage.
So Hoonalicious...@Trick: I agree...Thank God for Beer,Junkyards and our neighbors to the North.
It's incredible that several of the cars survived the first jump and still ran to jump again. Especially the Century which looks like it should have torn everything out scraping across the top of the minivan.
Valhoona!
@MazdaEric:
"once again, so glad i live in a city with things to do..."
Yet, your sitting around watching them jump cars into a junkpile, Im so jealous.
I still can't get over how many of those vehicles survived multiple jumps!
Good, no, GREAT hoonage...eh. I want to be Canadian when I grow up...
@MadHungarian:
I'm with you 100% on the Century...that sucker landed on the nose of the van absolutely perfectly, almost as if it were planned. Hell, there are 'professional' stunt driver, those who get paid for it, at least, who can't stick landings this well...and off a launch pad made with some old wheels and oil-change ramps!
Badass hoonage.
Gutsy jumps.
Top tier for hoons of the year.
@jeremyc: This has to be Hoon of the Year, or I'm quitting. Not sure what I'm quitting, exactly, but I'm quitting.
When I die, I want to wake up in an eternity that resembles this video of supreme hoonage. Just endless streams of working beaters that I could jump into piles, over and over again, followed by shooting stuff and driking. I wouldn't even need my 50 virgins.
Reminds of an episode of CHiPs.
I hope that they left the dude out of the Golf before they landed the Pontiac Grand Prix on top of it.
This was a great vid. Maybe these guys could host Top Gear USA!
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