We have literally no context, background or story for these pictures, but we're pretty sure the man dressed in tights and a cape is an idiot. Prepare for a series of bad puns; As a superhero, he's really phony. Bet his wife is always talking on the car phone. Phone car - the predecessor to the Motorola brick. Wonder if he drives through a tunnel, his car gets bad reception. When he gets in an accident, the car calls for help. Onstar, beta release. We could go on for days.

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