All it needs at the end is "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The Turkish gas station ads are better.

i can still remember my initial reaction when i saw that on tv...
"NBC is just reusing the original theme music? that's not really like them... wait, that's new. it's not that bad... ok, yes it is. please stop doing that to that guitar."

Could not bring myself to watch it, so I turned it Hoff!

@POLAЯ: i need one of those!

@savethevipers: although, isn't he always, ON? (i kill myself)

@POLAЯ: wow.

Oh dear god... just because Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr. did it to the Mission: Scientology theme song doesn't mean it's okay to do it to Knight Rider. Ain't no way Busta Rhymes samplin' this dumb and bass remix, that's fo' sho'.

@savethevipers: Hoff's been awful busy with his
gourmet food products...

The two-hour "movie"? I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Save yourselllvvvesss...

@POLAЯ: i just saw the "Hoffwives". you are messed up, man.
Also, I finally figured out your job- Photoshop jockey?

@smokyburnout: Haha exactly. I would have greatly preferred it if they'd simply reused the original theme song.

@savethevipers: Maybe he should run for Hoffice?

@POLAЯ: ah, but the secrets out now that i've seen the rest of the hoff.com site.
but still, given your earlier work, i stand by my guess.

Nice. I was very impressed with the movie tonight.

It won't be nearly as good as Hoff's movie...

@IronEagle: I was impressed they had the b@lls to hire the writer(s) from Nicolas Cage's/John Travolta's action movies...

@settsu: They also signed Hoff to remake a movie...

What's the deal with the car turning into red bubbles and reassembling somewhere else?

@POLAЯ: Doh! (shoulda known...)

They should've kept the original melody intact. That's the only thing that made Superman Returns tolerable. There's no reason for me to watch this show now.

2 hour movie event? More like 5-8 minutes of movie, and then 3-5 minutes of commercials.

Holy hell, it was untolerable.

The new opening is tolerable, but needs the voiceover.

What the fuck was that? Way to emo-guitar that up.

@POLAЯ: OK, there's the Hoff Beef Stroganhoff--but where's the cheeze? Or is that in the Hoff Beefcake with Cheeze? Wait. That product line was dropped some years ago.

@savethevipers: We need a "What's Polar's Line?" contest--tho younger Jalops won't remember "What's my line?"

I understand the engine in the new KITT is a Hoffenhauser.

OW! Okay, sorry!

They needed to keep more of the original. This one sucks.

I missed the premier last night, will try catching it on nbc's site or alluc...seriously though, how bad was it? and how many more "episodes" are coming?

this thread is better than the show! ;)

Hehehe you guys are making me laugh my a$$ Hoff.

@MazdaEric: They're replaying it Saturday. Still just a single TV movie for the time being. I truly think the show has possibilities. It is different than the original, but it's not anything dreadful like some people hyped it up to be before it even aired. I thought it was better than Knight Rider 2000 if my opinion helps at all, although Knight Rider 2000 had plenty of both Devin and Michael Knight.

Although they need to change some things as well before making it a TV series. Let me just say they have a basic premise to work with.

I smell FLOPjacks

WHY IS THERE THIS HORRIBLE SCREECHING STATIC SOUND ALL OVER THE SOUNDTRACK IN THIS VIDEO?!?!

Oh...what? That's the new theme music?

My wife says these are all Hoffal.