2008 Daytona 500: Liveblogging From Rock on Third!

Have you ever seen coverage of a sporting event where the reporter as literally no idea what the context is? Well, like Dennis Miller on NFL's Monday Night Football, I'll be liveblogging this years running of NASCAR's Daytona 500, which will be starting right about 3:30 EST, with the green flag being dropped by the legendary Richard Petty. I'll be here at Royal Oak's most down to Earth bar, Rock on Third doing my worst to document the progess of this afternoon's race. Of course, two dollar Buds and delicious hamburgers may conspire with my already awful spelling and grammar to make things really fun, so hang out for the worst NASCAR coverage you've ever seen.