Remember when you first started forming opinions about cars? When you were just worldly enough to be dangerous? We remember thinking we were absolute geniuses when we decided attaching generators to all the turning shafts of a car would create a self sustaining electric car. Or when we thought more spoilers meant higher speeds (some never get over that one). Well Cracked has amusingly recaptured that moment in time with a piece titled "Automobile Facts, By Kevin D. (Age 7)" and we admire their ability to adopt that imagination which made being a child car dork fun.