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Make Way For a BMW X6 Parade

Boy, put up one set of pics from somebody and they automatically think you want some more. The grocery store BMW X6 wasn't enough fame for David W, now he's sent us pics of the a whole gaggle of them outside the BMW factory. Why they're being led by a Z4 is anyones guess, perhaps they're practicing following a pace car for all the races they'll be in. Maybe it's a dealer ride and drive, validation of one of BMW's 74 types of precision, who knows, but they sure seem to be running them all over the place. In attendance you'll see what looks like the zippy 5.0 liter V8 model lurking around near the gate too. Mmmm, speedy grocery getter.

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4:15 PM on Mon Feb 4 2008
By Ben Wojdyla
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  • Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee at 04:20 PM on 02/04/08 *

    I'm a guy, and for the life of me I cannot understand how those very strangely-textured sexual aides that women use can be at all enjoyable for the people who use them. They look painful, and in some cases, awful.

    And yet, they exist. As does the X6.

  • Image of Bentos, Der Frischmacher! Bentos, Der Frischmacher! at 04:29 PM on 02/04/08 *

    Its like the Circus coming to town.....with Elephants that look like Ugly Bangled up BMWs

  • Is that an M coupe in front? It makes the X6s even more dull by comparison.

  • Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science at 05:00 PM on 02/04/08 *

    Yay! Ugly car parade!

  • Hmmm . . . would anyone notice the Pontiac if it were a cavalcade of 5-series?

  • Image of UDMan UDMan at 05:10 PM on 02/04/08 *

    @cyclopticgaze: It is kinda funy that the Red Grand Am in the rear has the Pontiac version of the BMW Twin Kidney Grill Treatment. And it's just as ugly as the 6's!

  • @UDMAN: I too also notied the pontiac, not for its ugliness, which it is, but becouse of the fact that even if you get a bunch of ugly cars in a line, it still dosen't make them look any better.

    Let me give you an analogy. Say, you have a rock. Make it a flame surfaced rock. Now, line 4 flame surfaced rocks rocks in a row. What do you have now? A frekin waste of time and a bunch of frekin rocks on your floor. Hence the point, that there's no point at all and i just wasted 30 seconds of your time.

  • @Bumblebee: What about the not-so-strangely textured ones? Lol, have you ever looked a the texture of your own? Mine doesn't look to be very comfortable (in fact, sometimes it looks quite angry), but she digs it... And, yeah, hear you on the X6 thing. I can't ever see myself every buying an SUV or CUV, but if I had to choose, it'd be the fabulously ugly Cayennaero.

  • The X6: for the driver who thinks: "I like the FX45 but I'm looking for something more expensive and less practical."

  • It's approaching
    27,600 pounds of gas and flesh
    Robes in tatters
    It's approaching
    Lips and tongue abhorrent
    Flickering lexicon
    Or a stray dog pack leader...







  • They travel in packs. I remember seeing a convoy of X5's led by a Z3 heading into the Michelin office when the X5 was just coming out.

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