Not wanting to break anyone's computer, the headline was shorterned. We could have gone with another headline, but we're just so taken with our own cleverness that we couldn't refuse. The full title is the "What we see here, what we say here, what we hear here, stays here Edition," so let's hope that's a reasonable clue for some of you out there. The snow fall seen here is of the wet and clumpy variety, so any hood scoops or wings you might see underneath could just be optical illusions. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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