I need to see a hitch hand fondling a pair of truck nuts.

Cool, so now I can Adjust my Truck Nuts whenever I want to

Wait a minute, I could see this being used to make another hand gesture.

Something offensive...evil..

Like Shadow Puppet Bunny

You gotta cup the balls.

I feel dumber for having looked at that.

God help me.

For the majority of lifted truck owners, this would be the appropriate hand pose.

pretty stupid

why, why , why, why, WHY?!?!?!?!

My IQ just went down after looking at their website.

Wait, why are all the hands white?

Oh, never mind.

Reminds me of that movie where the hand went all over the country killing people.

As an Oklahoma alum, I'd have to shape it into a Longhorns sign and mount it inverted.

@ash78: This one?
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replace the tiddy bear with hitch hands, then replace hitch hands with my real hands, and i think we're getting somewhere

@dollarvines: lol. \m/ \m/

The Addams family already has one.

@NICKNICK: copyright infringement! I already made that (check the comments). I call it the Tiddy Touch.

couldn't this be in a more appropriate gesture for the rear end of something? like the shocker?

Too obvious. Why not six fingers? Or an alien hand with four? Or a rotting corpse hand, all that's left from the pathetic creep who tried to hang on to the bumper and was electrocuted by that gizmo that was on here a couple of weeks ago.

I saw a Hitch Fish the other day. Looked like a fish with its mouth around the tow ball. When brakelights came on, the fish's eyes lit up red and its tailfin flapped all over the place.

I didn't know what to think of it.

Owner to truck with nuts: "Turn your head and cough...
[snap of latex glove going on Hitch Hand] Now we'll check your prostate..."

besides being in a perpetual "shocker" position
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how long till we see the "man tickted for obscene gesture on trailer hitch" story...

@cardesignmike: you can call copyright infringement when you pry 'em out of my cold, dead hands

@snep: Nope, this one was a really bad early 80s movie, IIRC. Never could figure out the name...

The tasteless garbage that spews forth from the minds of rednecks, hicks, et. al is just mind boggling.

@ash78:
[www.imdb.com]
The hand?

@crazygutgut: Hell yeah!

Thank you. The most obvious title ever. For some reason my google-fu was weak with that one.

whats that movie where Will Ferell plays an elf? Not laughing with you, im laughing at you... ;-)

Just add mechatronics and turn your truck into a NAMBLA recruitment vehicle!

Can it do this?

I could mount that to the front bumper and give the car I'm tailgating the shocker. sweeettt!

two in the trunk
one in the pipe

@crazygutgut:

Oh, you deviant dragon, you.

C'mon, this has to be genius because the guy says he has a patent pending.

I don't know why people think crap like this is cool, it's almost as bad as the diesel guys that still think they make more power by over-fueling their truck to make that sweet black smoke.

You want to see stupid hitch covers? Walk into any U-Hual center, We have Propellers, Lighted Propellers, Spinners, Black Widows, John Deer, NASCAR, you name it, you can either buy it from U-Haul, or order it online through U-Haul. We havea thing like that Fish A Strolling Player mentioned.

@dollarvines: lol

@ash78: "google-fu" LMAO

I'm absolutely shocked that I have not seen even 1 set of truck nuts here in the south. The only explanation I can determine is that, being in the buckle on the bible belt, trailer hitches are reserved for Dixie's universal religion, football. Hence you will see hitches with small livered mascots depicting such statements as "Gaux Tigers," "'Bama Sux" or "Go Big Orange."

With this, I could finally get my wife to have that threesome ;) Do they make a female version?