A V8 Dodge Van Is The Jalopnik Way To Make Apple Sauce

We're not sure who the Musselman (or Mussellady) is that came up with the idea to take a V8-powered B-Series Dodge Cargo Van and turn it into a DIY apple saucer maker, but we tip our hats to them. Normally, when we see a windowless van and an old guy with a beard driving we make our girlfriend walk on the other side of us. This changes everything. We're going to hit the sauce and try and grasp the engineering work that went into attaching the drums to the wheels (looks like duct tape to us). (UPDATE: Apparently, this is from the TV Show Red Green, which is a bizarre Canadian export)[Make: Blog]